Bathroom Stall Graffiti/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit

eat those little balls of shit.

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance

Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
—Seen in an actual mens' stall

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.


FUCK YOU
—Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.