Bathroom Stall Graffiti/Quotes

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Those who write on bathroom walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit

eat those little balls of shit.

Here I sit, broken-hearted
Tried to shit, but merely farted
Later on, took a chance

Tried to fart, but shit my pants.
—Seen in an actual mens' stall

Some come here to sit and think
Others come to shit and stink
I come here to scratch my balls
and read the poetry on the walls.


FUCK YOU
—Seen in literally every public bathroom ever.