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Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere]]? Is that [[Giant Mook]] in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old [[Artificial Limbs|Cyborg]] [[Zombie Apocalypse|Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' has developed the handy dandy, super duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Beehive Barrier]]!'' |
Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a [[Giant Space Flea From Nowhere]]? Is that [[Giant Mook]] in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old [[Artificial Limbs|Cyborg]] [[Zombie Apocalypse|Zombie]] insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' has developed the handy dandy, super duper, easy to carry, lovely to use [[Dramatic Pause|...]] ''[[Beehive Barrier]]!'' |
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Yes, ''[[Barrier Warrior|you too]]'' can be just like other action stars such as ''[[Halo|Master Chief]], [[Star Trek |
Yes, ''[[Barrier Warrior|you too]]'' can be just like other action stars such as ''[[Halo|Master Chief]], [[Star Trek: The Next Generation|Q]], and [[The Grand List of Console Role Playing Game Cliches|Generic RPG Hero]]'' with your very own ''Beehive Barrierâ!'' |
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Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[Pure Energy|utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[Shaped Like Itself|to have precisely six sides]]<nowiki>*</nowiki>. Guaranteed to withstand [[The Worf Barrage]] and intercept a [[Macross Missile Massacre]], or your money back! |
Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of '''''[[Pure Energy|utter protection]]!''''' We guarantee each hexagon [[Shaped Like Itself|to have precisely six sides]]<nowiki>*</nowiki>. Guaranteed to withstand [[The Worf Barrage]] and intercept a [[Macross Missile Massacre]], or your money back! |
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Revision as of 03:43, 16 April 2014
Tired of being harassed on your way to work by a Giant Space Flea From Nowhere? Is that Giant Mook in Marketing always beating you down? That mean old Cyborg Zombie insist on eating your wristwatch and brain? Well worry no more! To help protect you from these horrible beasties, Trope Co® has developed the handy dandy, super duper, easy to carry, lovely to use ... Beehive Barrier!
Yes, you too can be just like other action stars such as Master Chief, Q, and Generic RPG Hero with your very own Beehive Barrierâ!
Each barrier is made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection! We guarantee each hexagon to have precisely six sides*. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre, or your money back!
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* The rumor of occasional five sided hexagons or "Pentagons", appearing irregularly are pure fabrication, everyone knows you can make perfect spheres out of just hexagons! Pentagons can't even make flat shields without hexagons! |
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