Big Daddy (1999 film)/Funny
- A little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.
Vanessa: He has a five year plan. |
- The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.
What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business! |
- When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.
Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You! |
- Julian and Nanzo, the Delivery Guy, are learning how to read. Granted, it's not too far from the truth.
Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia! |
- Mr. Herlihy is a cross between hilarious and a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.
Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha. |
- Saying he "drinks a lot of soda" don't help much...
- Julian's kindergarten teacher gets one of the best lines.
"One of the children wore rollerblades for Show & Tell, and Julian tripped him with a stick!" |
- "I watched Fantasia a lot. And one day it just clicked."[context?]
- "Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you?"[context?]
- More hilarious dialogue:
Cashier: We stop serving breakfast at 10:30. |
- "WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL!?"[context?]
- "What's your name? He'll write it on the wall!"[context?]
- The random goth dude:
Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not at me, I forgive you! |
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