Blue Mountain State/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Thad's continuous attempts to dissuade his Bosnian half-sister Alma (who speaks very little English) from going out with Alex.
  • After stealing (then using, then passing around, then losing) Thad's pocket pussy (which has sentimental value to him, since it's a memento of his father, who died in Bosnia), Alex gets taped to a chair by Thad, who has one end of a string tied to a doorknob and the other end tied to Alex's balls. Cue Craig (who stole the pocket pussy from Thad's locker after Alex put it back) and Denise coming in just in time to save Alex from the "Tijuana Tooth Pull", Denise giving Alex a minor Hannibal Lecture, then shutting the door.
  • Sammy accidentally killing Billy, the school's mascot, by throwing him off a stairwell so he could run to freedom...and then forgetting to let go of the leash
  • Thad getting beaten up- by a girl with no arms
    • Sammy tossing the same girl a beer. And then noticing that she has no arms.
    • The entire football team trying to play football, with no teams and while high as kites.
      • And then Thad has an acid freakout and sees the girl with no arms as a zombie chasing him across the football field.
      • Which leads to the revelation that Thad Screams Like a Little Girl
      • And that he has a most excellent Girly Run
  • Thad getting lost in a hall of mirrors. That the entire lacrosse team managed to build inside his dorm the previous night, while he was asleep.
    • And Larry subsequently getting lost in the same hall of mirrors, while trying to find Thad.
  • Every single one of Sammy's Cold Turkeys Are Everywhere moments in "Midterms"