Bratz/Headscratchers

The Movie... Why does Yasmin have a mariachi band in her house?! Why doesn't Yasmin just tell the other girls that Meredith is blackmailing her into dropping out of the talent show?! Why is Yasmin's high school aged brother hitting on a 7 year old and stalking her at her ballet class?! Why is a deaf guy able to DJ by just feeling the vibrations of the speakers?! Why the hell can't Meredtih figure out how many cliques she separated the student body into?! Why does Meredith have her own board room with a rack full of swords in the school?! Why does everyone listen to Meredith to begin with?! Why does Cloe have so many clothes, her own computer, and a moped when they go on about how poor she is over and over and isn't shown having a job to make up for it?! Why does the head cheerleader wear a tiara?! Why do the "dino-kids" walk around school with dino plushies on their heads?! Why is there a guy in the talent show with a toilet bowl around his neck and a plunger on his face?! Why did I give into Bile Fascination and watch this thing?! Why does the fandom defend this stupid movie while when similar movies are made for other fandoms, they howl with fan rage and pretend it doesn't exist?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
- Because the target audience are as dumb as a sack of soggy cheerios?
- The tiara can be explained as an expression of her extreme sense of self-entitlement, but you're on your own with the rest of the stuff.
- Actually, deaf people can play/dance to instruments and music only feeling the vibrations. That is a well known fact in the deaf community.
Why does the main page call this a more conservative look? (Oh, be sure to turn off the music because you'll hear it in your nightmares.)
- I'm sorry, how is this not at least a touch more conservative than this? Pretty much every inch of them is covered.

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