Brian Blessed/Quotes
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"Lockjaw: the correct emergency procedure for disabling Brian Blessed."
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"In the news this week, the polls continue to slide for Gordon Brown and some people are saying he's dead and buried. But I think the opposite - I say GORDON'S ALIVE!"
—BRIAN BLESSED, proving that if God had wanted him to be quiet, He'd have installed some kind of volume switch.
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"Joining Paul, a comedian whose friend once told him if they're not laughing it's not comedy. Well, either that or you're just not SPEAKING LOUDLY ENOUGH!!"
—BRIAN BLESSED introduces Marcus Brigstocke
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Ian Hislop: "You could've been in 300" —BRIAN BLESSED, proving how loud he is.
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"And newspapers have been doing their bit to calm motorists with headlines like PETROL: WE'RE RUNNING OUT!, STRIKE! SPARKS! FUEL! SHORTAGE! FEARS!, WILL FUEL STOCKS RUN DRY?"
—BRIAN BLESSED, leveling a couple of city blocks while having an idle chat
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"OH CALAMITY! OH HOWL, HOWL, HOWL!! BLBLBLBLBLB!! CRY HAVOC, AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR! I COULD HAVE FARTED THAT IN! THE GREAT STEAMING PILLOCK!!!" |
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'"GORDON'S ALIVE?!"'
—Prince Vultan
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'"PEACE!"'
—Boss Nass
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- A TV outtakes show included a clip of a game show where BRIAN BLESSED was giving out a prize. Mighty BRIAN could not remember the name of the prize he was giving out, and, on prompting, roared the following:
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PALM PILOT?! SOUNDS LIKE A WANKING MACHINE! |
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Recently he appeared on British TV programme All Star Mr & Mrs where he claimed that whilst mountain climbing, there had been an avalanche heading straight for him and his partner. He shouted at it and it changed direction.[1] |
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Jeremy Hardy: But all of these mountaineer people are just showing off, aren't they? |
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- ↑ This isn't a quote, but being unable to edit the main page, I thought the world should know of this awesomeness