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{{quote|'''Gimli:''' Tell me your name, horse-f
{{quote|'''Gimli:''' Tell me your name, horse-f
'''Aragorn:''' [[Curse Cut Short|GIMLI!]] }}
'''Aragorn:''' [[Curse Cut Short|GIMLI!]] }}
* Tomato from ''[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]'' is [http://agameoffools.com/comic_76.html pretty] [http://agameoffools.com/comic_101.html heavily] [http://agameoffools.com/comic_141.html implied] to swing this way, among [[Anything That Moves|many, many other bizarre fetishes]].
* Tomato from ''[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]'' is [https://web.archive.org/web/20110917200422/http://agameoffools.com/comic_76.html pretty] [https://web.archive.org/web/20100721113254/http://agameoffools.com/comic_101.html heavily] [https://web.archive.org/web/20100721113259/http://agameoffools.com/comic_141.html implied] to swing this way, among [[Anything That Moves|many, many other bizarre fetishes]].
* Even the [[Furry Fandom]] gets in on this gag sometimes. [[All There in the Manual|Background information]] for ''[[Concession]]'' mentions that the Church of Gaia is looked down upon somewhat in-universe for its advocation of sex between furries and non-anthropomorphic animals. Artie's doctor is briefly mentioned to have a fetish for sharks, and after the incident with Chelsie Artie claims Joel has no right to judge him because of [[Noodle Incident|"that time you woke up with that feral dog"]].
* Even the [[Furry Fandom]] gets in on this gag sometimes. [[All There in the Manual|Background information]] for ''[[Concession]]'' mentions that the Church of Gaia is looked down upon somewhat in-universe for its advocation of sex between furries and non-anthropomorphic animals. Artie's doctor is briefly mentioned to have a fetish for sharks, and after the incident with Chelsie Artie claims Joel has no right to judge him because of [[Noodle Incident|"that time you woke up with that feral dog"]].
** Artie references the same ([[Anything That Moves|probably]]) [http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090529 incident] [[Brick Joke|much later]].
** Artie references the same ([[Anything That Moves|probably]]) [http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090529 incident] [[Brick Joke|much later]].
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* When ''[[The Cinema Snob]]'' reviewed ''[[Island Of Death]]'', he couldn't get past the fact that the male character did, in fact, screw a goat.
* When ''[[The Cinema Snob]]'' reviewed ''[[Island Of Death]]'', he couldn't get past the fact that the male character did, in fact, screw a goat.
* ''[[Welshy]]'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[Running Gag|his sister]], and a goat.
* ''[[Welshy]]'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[Running Gag|his sister]], and a goat.
* In [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode] of ''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?]]'', Nash gets revolted at [http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,] and in [http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another] he's shocked at [http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]
* In [https://web.archive.org/web/20140709205511/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode] of ''[[What The Fuck Is Wrong With You?]]'', Nash gets revolted at [http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,] and in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130524145652/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another] he's shocked at [https://web.archive.org/web/20131012012903/http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]




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*** Oddly, they never tackled the inversion of Brian and his human girlfriend...until Brian traveled to an alternate universe where humans' and dogs' roles were reversed. Then his desire for human women became Squick.
*** Oddly, they never tackled the inversion of Brian and his human girlfriend...until Brian traveled to an alternate universe where humans' and dogs' roles were reversed. Then his desire for human women became Squick.
*** The best moment involving Quagmire has GOT to be their drinking game on the episode where they become fishermen. The gang continues to come up with increasingly ridiculous scenarios for a sex drinking game where you take a shot if you've done it, which result in him being the only one getting drunk. A few even result in him taking MULTIPLE shots. [[Charles Atlas Superpower|Truly, a hero without limits.]]
*** The best moment involving Quagmire has GOT to be their drinking game on the episode where they become fishermen. The gang continues to come up with increasingly ridiculous scenarios for a sex drinking game where you take a shot if you've done it, which result in him being the only one getting drunk. A few even result in him taking MULTIPLE shots. [[Charles Atlas Superpower|Truly, a hero without limits.]]
*** And [http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5789 here's the video].
*** And [https://web.archive.org/web/20070523003819/http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=5789 here's the video].
{{quote|'''Joe''': I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touched myself.
{{quote|'''Joe''': I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touched myself.
'''Quagmire''': Oh come on! (takes drink) }}
'''Quagmire''': Oh come on! (takes drink) }}
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** [[Don't Explain the Joke|For the benefit of non-players]]: The speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "I have wood for sheep."
** [[Don't Explain the Joke|For the benefit of non-players]]: The speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "I have wood for sheep."
* In some versions of the [[wikipedia:Goatman (Maryland)|Goatman]] [[Urban Legends]], its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[Unusual Euphemism|in-depth studies]] of goats.
* In some versions of the [[wikipedia:Goatman (Maryland)|Goatman]] [[Urban Legends]], its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[Unusual Euphemism|in-depth studies]] of goats.
* [http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse%2E His "wife"? A horse.] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a [[Memetic Mutation]].
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20121127143217/http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse. His "wife"? A horse.] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a [[Memetic Mutation]].