Canada, Eh?/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''They say "Eh" instead of "What" or "Duh" that's the mighty power of Canada|'''[[Five Iron Frenzy]]''', "Oh Canada"}}

{{quote|''It's a long, long way from Canada

''A long way from snow chains''|'''Joni Mitchell''', "Dreamland"}}

{{quote|''Then our reality came crashing down around us. Mike Myers said the word "aboot" in one of the few sketches where he wasn't doing a Scottish or British accent, so we asked around and found out the sickening truth: Every funny person in the world was from Canada.''|''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'', [http://www.cracked.com/article_14939_treason-8-celebrities-you-wont-believe-arent-american.html Treason! 8 Celebrities You Won"t Believe Aren't American (#5. Every Popular Comedian from The Early '90s)]}}

{{quote|''If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!''|''[http://xkcd.com/180/ Canada]'', ''[[xkcd]]''}}

{{quote|''"[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}1KvcQNeI53g Canadians are weird.]"''|'''Ed''', ''[[Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy]]''}}

''Take Off! It's a beauty way to go!''|'''[[Rush|Geddy Lee]]''', ''[[SCTV|Take Off!]]''}}

''Correction: Please strike suggestion of mental illness from Record. Mr. Bucholz is simply Canadian.''|[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-typical-day-at-the-office-as-told-through-police-reports/ "A Typical Day at the Office, As Told Through Police Reports"]}}

''Back to Canada''|'''Norb''', ''[[The Angry Beavers]]''}}

{{quote|''The Great White North, CANADA! where you can enjoy a beautiful train ride, and go back to freezing cold temperatures, Hockey, Canadian bacon, [[So Good We Mentioned It Twice|Hockey]], bears, [[Department of Redundancy Department|Hockey]], maple syrup, more bears, [[Overly Long Gag|Hockey]]......wait, [[Don't Explain the Joke|Did I mention Hockey]]? |'''[[Shawn Michaels]]''' to the Hart Dynasty, eh?}}

Instead, they got British cuisine, American culture, and French technology.|John Robert Colombo}}

{{quote|It's so clean and bland! I'm home!|'''Marge Simpson''', ''[[The Simpsons]]''}}

{{quote|The only thing more Canadian than rioting after a hockey game is apologizing for it for two weeks afterwards.|Most popular Twitter repost following the 2011 Vancouver hockey riot.}}

{{quote|“I’m proud to be Canadian. We may not have a fancy NFL team, or Prince, but we invented Trivial Pursuit - you’re welcome, Earth. Plus, in Canada, you can go to an all-nude strip club and order alcohol. That’s right. From Moose Jaw to the Bay of Fundy, you can suck down a 20-ounce Pilsner while watching some coal miner’s daughter strip down to her pelt. Jealous?”|'''Robin Scherbatsky''', ''[[How I Met Your Mother]]''}}

'''[[Proton Jon]]''': You mean ''[[Shaped Like Itself|in Canada?]]'' Where we ''[[Failed a Spot Check|are right now?!]]''|'''[[The Runaway Guys]]'''}}

'''Samantha''': You never take me anywhere nice.|''[[Mass Effect 3]]''}}

Except apologizing afterwards. | [http://archived.moe/k/thread/28099433/#28102453 seen] on [[4chan|/k/]] }}

"Mercy," [HMCS] Ontario stated.|[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12480048/5/More-Things-Involving-Shipgirls-That-Are-No-Longer-Allowed More Things Involving Shipgirls That Are No Longer Allowed Chapter 5: Rule 2015]}}

{{quote|My father never lived to see his dream come true of an all-Yiddish-speaking Canada.|David Steinberg}}

{{quote|Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.|From the movie ''[[Outrageous]]''}}

{{quote|In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.|Stuart Keate}}

{{quote|In Canada, it's illegal to incite 14-year-olds to bestiality, advertise Viagra and scare the elderly and children to death. Submitter's weekend plans have gone right out the window.|[[Fark|Fark.com]], 7/11/2006}}

{{quote|In the plot, people came to the land; the land loved them; they worked and struggled and had lots of children. There was a Frenchman who talked funny and a greenhorn from England who was a fancy-pants but when it came to the crunch he was all courage. Those novels would make you retch.|Canadian novelist Robertson Davies, on the generic Canadian novel.}}