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{{tropelist|[[And Now For Something Completely Different]]. Instead of listing the tropes that appear in the work, we're going to list all the cards, and identify the tropes, works, and other notable subjects in each one.}} |
{{tropelist|[[And Now For Something Completely Different]]. Instead of listing the tropes that appear in the work, we're going to list all the cards, and identify the tropes, works, and other notable subjects in each one.}} |
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== White Cards == |
== White Cards == |
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* '' |
* ''Advice from a wise, old black man.'': [[Magical Negro]] |
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<!-- * ''African children.'' --> |
<!-- * ''African children.'' --> |
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* ''The [[Amish]] |
* ''The Amish.'': [[Amish]] |
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<!-- * ''An asymmetric boob job.'' --> |
<!-- * ''An asymmetric boob job.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''A bag of magic beans.'' --> |
<!-- * ''A bag of magic beans.'' --> |
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* '' |
* ''A ball of earwax, semen and toenail clippings'': [[Nausea Fuel|Nausea Fuel]] [[Noodle Implements]] |
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* ''[[Barack Obama]] |
* ''Barack Obama.'': [[Barack Obama]] |
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<!-- * ''Being fabulous.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Being fabulous.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Being on fire.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Being on fire.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Bingeing and purging.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Bingeing and purging.'' --> |
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* ''[[Inherently Funny Words |
* ''Boogers.'': [[Inherently Funny Words]] |
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<!-- * ''Chunks of dead hitchhiker.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Chunks of dead hitchhiker.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Classist undertones.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Classist undertones.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Court-ordered rehab.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Court-ordered rehab.'' --> |
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* '' |
* ''Cybernetic enhancements.:''[[Cyborg]] |
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* ''[[Star Wars |
* ''Darth Vader.'':[[Star Wars]] |
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* '' |
* ''The Devil himself.:''[[Satan]] |
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* '' |
<!-- * ''Dick Cheney.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Dry heaving.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Dry heaving.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Elderly Japanese men.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Elderly Japanese men.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Figgy pudding.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Figgy pudding.'' --> |
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* '' |
* ''Flying sex snakes.:''[[Naughty Tentacles]] |
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* '' |
* ''Five-Dollar Footlongs™.'':[[Innocent Innuendo]] |
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<!-- * ''Free samples.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Free samples.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''The gays.'' --> |
<!-- * ''The gays.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''The hardworking Mexican.'' --> |
<!-- * ''The hardworking Mexican.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Heartwarming orphans.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Heartwarming orphans.'' --> |
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* '' |
* ''Inserting a mason jar into my anus.'':[[Ass Shove]] |
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* ''[[Those Wacky Nazis |
* ''Invading Poland.'':[[Those Wacky Nazis]] |
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<!-- * Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. --> |
<!-- * Lance Armstrong's missing testicle. --> |
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* ''MechaHitler'': ''[[Wolfenstein 3D]]'' |
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* ''[[Apocalypse Hitler|MechaHitler.]]'' |
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* ''[[Always Male |
* ''Men.'':[[Always Male]] |
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<!-- * ''A micropenis.'' --> |
<!-- * ''A micropenis.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''My humps.'' --> |
<!-- * ''My humps.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''My relationship status.'' --> |
<!-- * ''My relationship status.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Not giving a shit about the Third World.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Not giving a shit about the Third World.'' --> |
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* ''An |
* ''An Oedipus Complex'': [[Oedipus Complex]]. |
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<!-- * ''Old people smell.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Old people smell.'' --> |
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* ''[[Compensating for Something |
* ''Overcompensation'': [[Compensating for Something]] |
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<!-- * ''An oversized lollipop.'' --> |
<!-- * ''An oversized lollipop.'' --> |
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* ''[[Would Hurt a Child |
* ''Pedophiles.'': [[Would Hurt a Child]] |
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* '' |
* ''Peeing a little bit'': [[Potty Failure]] |
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<!-- * ''Penis envy.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Penis envy.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Pictures of boobs.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Pictures of boobs.'' --> |
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* '' |
* ''Pooping back and forth. Forever'':[[Memetic Mutation]] [[Toilet Humor]] |
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* ''[[The Pope]] |
* ''The Pope.'': [[The Pope]] |
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<!-- * ''Prancing.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Prancing.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Racism.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Racism.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Repression.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Repression.'' --> |
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* The rhythms of Africa.: ''[[Jungle Drums]]'' |
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<!-- * ''Sarah Palin.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Sarah Palin.'' --> |
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* ''[[Church of Happyology |
* ''Scientology''.: [[Church of Happyology]] |
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* ''[[Unresolved Sexual Tension |
* ''Sexual tension'': [[Unresolved Sexual Tension]] |
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* '' |
* ''Sexy pillow fights'': [[Pillow Fight]] |
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* ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe |
* ''Skeletor'': ''[[He-Man and the Masters of the Universe]]'' |
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<!-- * ''A stray pube.'' --> |
<!-- * ''A stray pube.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.'' --> |
<!-- * ''The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.'' --> |
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<!-- * ''Women in yogurt commercials.'' --> |
<!-- * ''Women in yogurt commercials.'' --> |
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<!-- * The World of Warcraft. --> |
<!-- * The World of Warcraft. --> |
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== Black Cards == |
== Black Cards == |
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