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He wants to be [[Casanova]], but he fails horribly. Maybe it's the polyester suit. Or the gold medallion around his neck. Or the phony "hey babe". Or the obvious hair plugs. Or maybe he's a klutz or uncomfortable, despite his dedication to pursuing the ladies. Whatever it is, though, the girls see it from a mile away and give him a wide berth.

Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may [[Urban Legend Love Life|have all his friends convinced]] that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold. But the truth is, he's still a virgin (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). Every woman in a ten-mile radius can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline. He clearly wants to [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|prove his manhood]], via [[Sex as Rite-Of-Passage]], but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a [[Lounge Lizard]].

Sometimes the Casanova Wannabe ''talks'' a great game. He may [[Urban Legend Love Life|have all his friends convinced]] that he's the original ladies' man and that his bed is never cold. But the truth is, he's still a virgin (or, if not, has only had bought-and-paid-for sex. Once. Which will be revealed in a pathetic and embarrassing tearful and/or drunken confession). Every woman in a ten-mile radius can see the blinking neon "loser" sign bolted to his receding hairline. He clearly wants to [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|prove his manhood]], via [[Sex as Rite-of-Passage]], but hasn't managed it yet. If he has a job, it's likely as a [[Lounge Lizard]].

Generally he's bound to succeed once or twice, by law of averages if nothing else. These relationships usually don't last long.