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• John C. Wright's Chronicles of Chaos has it's fair share.
  • In the first book, "Headmaster Boggin" begins to start an As You Know speech--and is instantly headed off by his audience.
  • Quentin's reaction to the "school patron's" identities:

"We're in a school run by Greek gods. Now keep quiet. We don't want to get turned into trees."

• • In the second book, Amelia and Vanity must perform an emergency strip-tease to restore a transformed comrade back to his natural form. Vanity is perfectly comfortable, but Amelia isn't giving it her all...

Vanity: "Tell him you want him to rip all your clothes off!" Amelia: "Colin, could you transform back and rip all my clothes off, please..." Vanity: "No! Tell him with your eyes!" Amelia: "You want me to blink in Morse Code?"