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* Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo).
* Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo).
** [http://www.destructoid.com/the-memory-card-58-the-great-mighty-poo-125410.phtml This article] from Destructoid sums it up perfectly.
** [http://www.destructoid.com/the-memory-card-58-the-great-mighty-poo-125410.phtml This article] from Destructoid sums it up perfectly.
*** [[Nintendo Capri Sun]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZzXOIDmGg had a field day] [[Toilet Humor|with this one]]. ([[Lampshade Hanging|Hey,]] [[Tropers/Reiko Kazama|I]] [[Rhymes on a Dime|rhymed]]!)
*** [[Nintendo Capri Sun]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZzXOIDmGg had a field day] [[Toilet Humor|with this one]]. ([[Lampshade Hanging|Hey,]] I [[Rhymes on a Dime|rhymed]]!)
*** Not on a good rhythm, though.
*** Not on a good rhythm, though.
* Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.
* Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.
{{quote|'''Gregg''': Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture!
{{quote|'''Gregg''': Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture!
'''Gregg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_S6qZiZN7sg I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!] }}
'''Gregg''': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}_S6qZiZN7sg I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!] }}
* Screw it, every damn chracter. Some of the choicer lines:
* Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines:
{{quote|'''The Fire Imps''': "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." '''Brass Balls deployed'''
{{quote|'''The Fire Imps''': "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." '''Brass Balls deployed'''
'''Two Tediz doctors''': "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- *random Tediz gibberish*"
'''Two Tediz doctors''': "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! ''Me slice you''-- *random Tediz gibberish*"
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Latest revision as of 23:56, 14 October 2014


  • Birdy the drunken scarecrow literally pimping out the game manual. "You love manual long time."
  • Pretty much the whole of "Sloprano" (the fight with The Great Mighty Poo).
  • Don't forget Gregg the Grim Reaper; the guy may only show his face for three short cutscenes in the game, but they were awesome ones.

Gregg: Bloody things, I hate those bloody cats! The way they meow and they piss everywhere and their shit just smells bloody awful! All over my furniture!
Gregg: I don't bloody believe it! They've got fish versions of the little bastards now!

  • Screw it, every damn character. Some of the choicer lines:

The Fire Imps: "You see that button?" "Yeah?" "The one with the.." "Yeah?" "Press it." Brass Balls deployed
Two Tediz doctors: "Now if you were to give this game, to say, 20 or 30 intelligent people, what would that do? Let's face it, what would it do-" *click* "What the fuck?! It's that bloody squirrel, quick, back into character! Me slice you-- *random Tediz gibberish*"
Conker to Fangy: "Now I know you're not usually a vegetarian, but I think it might be time for the meat and two veg, if you know what I mean. Looks like he needs a bit of tenderizing, though.

  • In Bats Tower:

Carl: "Ey up, bloody hell. Go on, put it on quick. Put it on, I like it like that. Ohhh...Ahhhh. Fan-f*cking-tastic!"
Conker: "Oh, hang on, I think I got it on the wrong way round.
Carl: "Like bugger you have! What're you doin? Wha... Oh, F*ck!"

  • In the "It's War" chapter:

The SHC General: "Right, form an orderly line. Oh wait, there's only one of you. Now, here are the plans. 0830, boat will arrive, we depart. Now, 0825 -- wait, 0830 - Aw f*ck that shit!" "I don't know what I been told, dud do doo doo -- uh, I don't know but -- Aw f*ck that shit!"

  • "Were your parents related? Like, before they were married?"
  • After the mostly-serious Conkula cutscene, there is a violent ramming at the door.

Conkula: Oh, shit. The villagers again.

    • This is slightly funnier in the Xbox re-make, since the censor beep practically comes out of nowhere.
  • "Time to wander around, aimlessly"
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