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{{quote|''"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER [[Demonic Invaders|DEMON KING!]]'''"''|Premise of an ''[[Ace Attorney]]'' [http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic].}} |
{{quote|''"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. '''AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER [[Demonic Invaders|DEMON KING!]]'''"''|Premise of an ''[[Ace Attorney]]'' [http://teagueful.livejournal.com/8191.html?thread=553215 crackfic].}} |
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{{quote|'''Shinji''': Father, [[Pinky and The Brain|what are we going to do tonight?]] |
{{quote|'''Shinji''': Father, [[Pinky and The Brain|what are we going to do tonight?]] |
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'''Gendo''': [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[Instrumentality|try to implement human instrumentality!]]|''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928487/1/Shinji_and_The_Brain Shinji and the Brain]''}} |
'''Gendo''': [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|Same thing we do every night, Shinji]]: [[Instrumentality|try to implement human instrumentality!]]|''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928487/1/Shinji_and_The_Brain Shinji and the Brain]''}} |
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{{quote|''"[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from [[Street Fighter]] (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."''|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2B1xnzXdL8 This]''}} |
{{quote|''"[[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]] went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from [[Street Fighter]] (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun."''|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2B1xnzXdL8 This]''}} |
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{{quote|'''[[The Colbert Report|Professor Colbert]]''': That brings us to today's Wørd. |
{{quote|'''[[The Colbert Report|Professor Colbert]]''': That brings us to today's Wørd. |
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'''The Wørd''': VOLDEMORT. |
'''The Wørd''': VOLDEMORT. |
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'''Professor Colbert''': Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom. |
'''Professor Colbert''': Voldemort. Yes, I said it. I'll say it again. Voldemort. None of this "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" or "You-Know-Who" crap for this wizard, thank you very much. Any name is fair game in my classroom. |
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'''The Wørd''': [[The Daily Show|JON STEWART?]]|''[http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]''}} |
'''The Wørd''': [[The Daily Show|JON STEWART?]]|''[http://www.eskimo.com/~vecna/truthiness.html Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness]''}} |
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"Phoenix and friends go to Gourd Lake late one night to hunt for Gourdy. As it turns out, Gourdy exists. AND HE'S ACTUALLY A TENTACLE-MONSTER DEMON KING!" |
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"Suddenly, an eight-foot sub sandwich constrictor eng... sm... sploded out of nowhere!"
—Strong Bad, Homestar Runner
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"Disclaimer: Danny Phantom is owned by Butch Hartman, who would probably vomit into a bucket if he knew this story existed..."
—Tavalya Ra, Mind of a Hero, a.k.a. The Crack
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"No, they're not the same. A bad fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy having sex with the word penis misspelled. An insane fanfic would be Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy battling ninja vampires using their penises as weapons." |
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"Peter Griffin went to the store to get all the bread and milk and guess who was there!? That guy from Street Fighter (Zangeif) remember? Then they faught and it was fun." |
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Professor Colbert: That brings us to today's Wørd. |
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