Crossover/Quotes

"STOP RIGHT THERE! How dare you take that direct, probing question and provide a straightforward answer! I am Sailor Vorlon! I fight for love! I fight for vagueness! On behalf of the hyena in the bathtub, I shall cloud responses and triumph over obviousness -- AND THAT MEANS YOU!"
"...Holy crap, Serena, that was the most screwed-up thing I've ever heard you say."

—Lord Ilmartello!, EPU Forums, 7/8/02

> "I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us."
"Good thinkin', Rei. ... Wait a second, you didn't have a childhood."

—from Angelbusters by Ivan Reitman and Hideaki Anno (1985)
(Actually Gryphon and Chad Collier, EPU Forums, 7/25/02)

It's possible that watching Revenge of the Sith and re-reading Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in the same evening is not advisable.
We were somewhere around Anchorhead on the edge of the Dune Sea when the drugs began to take hold.
"See, did you, Obi-Wan, what to us the Force just did?"
"The Force didn't do that, you did! You're a fucking narcotics agent!"

—Gryphon, EPU Forums, 10/31/06

I was slumped on a rock in Gorgoroth, feeling dangerously out of phase with my surroundings. Something ugly was about to happen. I was sure of it. The cave looked like the site of some disastrous zoological experiment involving whiskey and giant spiders. My gardener was sprawled nearby, utterly insensate, surrounded by torn leaves and fragments of lembas bread. Our attorney was kneeling stark naked in the corner, vomiting into Sam's pack, thinking he was actually outside.
"Ach. It's this damned mescaline," he guttered, wobbling unsteadily toward me. "Why does they have to makes it so pure, precious?"
I grunted and threw a rock at my gardener. "Get up, you pig!" I yelled. "We have to get moving!"
"We should leaves him here," our attorney said. "Nasty fat 'obbit, he only slows us down."
"We can't do that!" I protested. "Without him, who's going to carry the stash?"
"He'll get us arrested, he will, gollum," our attorney said.
"Any more talk like that and I'll put the fucking leeches on you," I said.

—Excerpt from Fear and Loathing in Mordor: A Savage Journey to the Dark Heart of Middle-earth (Gryphon, EPU Forums, 1/16/07)

> Oh, great Oracle, who can always find the TV remote,
> What would an X-Files/Highlander crossover be like?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} There can be only one out there.