Death Note the Abridged Series (Team Dattebayo)/Funny

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• After Ryuk's presence has been acknowledged by several people:

Light: Ryuk, what the hell?! Ryuk: Nobody ever talks to me, so I naturally assumed...

• Light explains how he is going to hide the Death Note

Ryuk: Is he still talking? Light: explains further Ryuk: I'm sure it will become important for later episodes.

• The Take That to 4Kids! Entertainment:

Raye: We're here to censor you. American kids can't handle all this killing. Let's see take out all the killings, rework the plot (that goes without saying), insert some friendship speeches... Light: GET ON THE TRAIN!!!

• The running gags on L's quirky habits:

Matsuda: Why are you using so much sugar? L: I have diabetes. Matsuda: Then maybe you shouldn't use that much sugar... L: Excuse me, WHICH one of us has diabetes?!

• • and:

Light: Why are you sitting like that? L: I have scoliosis. Light: Then maybe you shouldn't sit like that. L: Please don't tell me how to live my life.

• Light is invited to taskforce headquarters:

Matsuda: Heh, look at him, pretending not to be Kira. He's probably trying to kill me with his mind, right now.

• "Attention, faggot: My Mustache is telling you to shut your f*cking mouth!"
• "We're out of cake."

L: * The Scream* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• Light admits that he "could" be Kira:

Souichiro: You're Kira? How dare you dishonor our family like this. You are so grounded, mister!

• Confinement:

Light: Ryuuzaki! You've got to let me out of here! L: You've only been in there for twenty-five minutes.

• • and:

L: Hey Light, you all right? We remembered to feed him, right guys?

• Light and L are chained together:

Misa: Wait, you like this don't you! My boyfriend is GAY!

• Ryuk's Spaceland T-shirt.
• After Light's mother asks him if he wants dinner

Sayu: Ooh, I know! You could take one of my potato chips...and eat it! Light: SHUT THE F*CK UP, THAT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY!

• In episode 14, before and during the chain fist fight:

L: *sigh* Last night. Light: What was that? L: Oh, yeah. Just pretend you don't know! Light: Y-you see, this is the problem! You don't open up for me. L: Everytime I do open up for you, you hurt me.

• After Light punches L across the room, we have this little gem:

Light: I'm sick of this emo attitude of yours! Why don't you just go cry to your parents!? OH, WAIT! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PARENTS, DO YOU!?

• • It might be even funnier, if you know that in the real series, L is an orphan.
• From the Christmas Comment Special:

Watari: (offscreen) L! I got you all the Fruits Basket episodes on VHS, like you begged me for. L: Aw, fuck yeah! Light: *singsong* Gayyyyy... L: Oh, I'm gay? Why don't you try spelling your last name backwards? Light: Hmm... "Yagami". I'm... a... ga- (beat) Oh, you son of of bitch!