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{{quote| ''When I was young and just a bad little kid<br /> |
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{{quote|''When I was young and just a bad little kid |
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My momma noticed funny things I did<br /> |
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''My momma noticed funny things I did |
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Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun<br /> |
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''Like shootin' puppies with a BB-Gun |
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I'd poison guppies, and when I was done<br /> |
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''I'd poison guppies, and when I was done |
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I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head<br /> |
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''I'd find a pussy-cat and bash in its head |
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That's when my momma said,<br /> |
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''That's when my momma said, |
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She said: "My boy, I think someday<br /> |
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''She said: "My boy, I think someday |
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You'll find a way<br /> |
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''You'll find a way |
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To make your natural tendencies pay<br /> |
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''To make your natural tendencies pay |
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You'll be a dentist <br /> |
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You have a talent for causing things pain <br /> |
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People will pay you to be inhumane <br /> |
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Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood <br /> |
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And teaching would suit you still less <br /> |
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You'll be a success"'' }} |
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{{quote| ''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque. <br /> |
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''You have a talent for causing things pain |
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Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God! <br /> |
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He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. <br /> |
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''People will pay you to be inhumane |
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Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? <br /> |
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''Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood |
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("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!") <br /> |
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''And teaching would suit you still less |
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("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'') }} |
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''Here he is folks, the leader of the plaque. |
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{{quote|''I am your dentist<br /> |
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''Watch him suck up that gas. Oh my God! |
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And I enjoy the career that I picked <br /> |
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''He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good. |
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I'm your dentist<br /> |
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''Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade? |
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And I get off on the pain I inflict <br /> |
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''("Oh that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb!") |
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''("Ah, shuddup, open wide, HERE I COME!!"'') |
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I thrill when I drill a bicuspid <br /> |
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It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted <br /> |
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And though it may cause my patients distress <br /> |
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Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me... <br /> |
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I know... I know that my momma's proud of me. <br /> |
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'Cause I'm a dentist... <br /> |
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And a success!''| '''The Dentist Song''', ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]''}} |
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''I am your dentist ("Goodness gracious!") |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but YOU have the insanity... of a manatee! <br /> |
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''And I enjoy the career that I picked ("Love it!") |
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'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor? <br /> |
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''I'm your dentist ("Fitting braces...") |
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'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it! |''[[Psychonauts]]''}} |
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''And I get off on the pain I inflict ("Really love it!") |
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''I thrill when I drill a bicuspid |
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''It's swell, though they tell me I'm mal-adjusted |
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''And though it may cause my patients distress |
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''Somewhere... Somewhere in heaven above me... |
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''I know... I know that my momma's proud of me. |
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' '{{'}}Cause I'm a dentist... |
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''And a success!'' |
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| "Dentist ", ''[[Little Shop of Horrors]]''}} |
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{{quote|'''Dr. Loboto:''' I hate to be so blunt, but ''you'' have the insanity... of a manatee! |
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'''Dogen:''' I know, people are always saying that. What do you think's wrong with my brain, doctor? |
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'''Dr. Loboto:''' How should I know? I'm a dentist. But here's what I do know: if the tooth is bad, we pull it! |
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|''[[Psychonauts]]''}} |
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