Dirty Communists/Quotes

Commander! You've rained on my glorious parade! For this, I'm sending everything I got at you, but I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I'm escaping to ONE PLACE THAT HASN'T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM... SPAA-AACE!!

—Cherdenko, Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, trying very hard not to laugh.

It's impossible to get decent Chinese takeout in Beijing, Cuban cigars are rationed in Havana, and that's all you need to know about communism.

—P.J. O'Rourke, Give War a Chance

"pa sa all the mess is due to gran. actually all the mess is due to the Russians, who are rotters."

—Nigel Molesworth

A. Corrupt the young. Get them away from religion. Get them interested in sex. Make them superficial, destroy their ruggedness.
B. Get control of all means of publicity and thereby: 1. Get people's minds off their government. Get them interested in sex, books and plays and other trivialities...

By psychopolitics create chaos. Leave a nation leaderless. Kill our enemies. And bring to Earth, through Communism, the greatest peace Man has ever known."

—Rules For Revolution (1946), They Never Said It: A Book of Fake Quotes & Misleading Attributions

Yes, whereever bicycles are broken or menaced by International Communism, Bicycle Repair Man is ready! Ready to smash the communists, wipe them out, and shove them off the face of the earth!... [voice rises hysterically] Mash that dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts! Kill! Kill! Kill! Filthy bastard commies! I hate 'em, I hate 'em! AAAUUUUUUURRRRGH!

—John Cleese at the end of the "Bicycle Repair Man" sketch on Monty Python's Flying Circus