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{{quote|You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.|'''Captain Hammer''', ''[[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog]]''}}
{{quote|You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.|'''Captain Hammer''', ''[[Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog|Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog]]''}}


{{quote|'''Frans Rayner:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that?<br />
{{quote|'''Frans Rayner:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that?
'''Gordito:''' You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets.<br />
'''Gordito:''' You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets.
'''Frans Rayner:''' Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all.|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}
'''Frans Rayner:''' Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all.|''[[The Adventures of Dr. McNinja]]''}}


{{quote|'''Inara:''' What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?<br />
{{quote|'''Inara:''' What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
'''Mal:''' That it was manly and impulsive?<br />
'''Mal:''' That it was manly and impulsive?
'''Inara:''' Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't."|''[[Firefly]]''}}
'''Inara:''' Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't."|''[[Firefly]]''}}


{{quote|"It's also said that either removing the floating bridle or simply stabbing the spirit would transform it back into a naked whore who would have no choice but to marry the man who broke her curse. It's kind of like the legend of pulling a sword out of a stone to become king, only you're stabbing a headless mule to nail a hooker, so actually, no, nothing at all like that."|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]] on the subject of [http://www.cracked.com/article_18814_the-7-most-ridiculous-ghost-stories-from-around-world_p2.html a Brazlian ghost].}}
{{quote|"It's also said that either removing the floating bridle or simply stabbing the spirit would transform it back into a naked whore who would have no choice but to marry the man who broke her curse. It's kind of like the legend of pulling a sword out of a stone to become king, only you're stabbing a headless mule to nail a hooker, so actually, no, nothing at all like that."|[[Cracked.com|Cracked]] on the subject of [http://www.cracked.com/article_18814_the-7-most-ridiculous-ghost-stories-from-around-world_p2.html a Brazlian ghost].}}


{{quote|'''Ronove''': Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey.<br />
{{quote|'''Ronove''': Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey.
'''Jessica''': Snakes don't have legs!<br />
'''Jessica''': Snakes don't have legs!
'''Ronove''': Pu ku ku, true.|''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]: Alliance of the Golden Witch''}}
'''Ronove''': Pu ku ku, true.|''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]: Alliance of the Golden Witch''}}


Latest revision as of 16:21, 7 August 2014
You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.
—Captain Hammer, Doctor Horribles Sing Along Blog

Frans Rayner: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that?
Gordito: You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets.

Frans Rayner: Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all.
—The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

Inara: What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
Mal: That it was manly and impulsive?

Inara: Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't."
—Firefly
"It's also said that either removing the floating bridle or simply stabbing the spirit would transform it back into a naked whore who would have no choice but to marry the man who broke her curse. It's kind of like the legend of pulling a sword out of a stone to become king, only you're stabbing a headless mule to nail a hooker, so actually, no, nothing at all like that."
—Cracked on the subject of a Brazlian ghost.

Ronove: Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey.
Jessica: Snakes don't have legs!

Ronove: Pu ku ku, true.
—Umineko no Naku Koro ni: Alliance of the Golden Witch
"We are like Robin Hood. We steal from the club and we give to ourselves."
—Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
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