Don't Explain the Joke: Difference between revisions

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** Oh, just choose ''any'' Mike Myers film these days.

*** ''[[The Love Guru]]'': "Bring me alligator soup, and make it snappy! ...See, 'snappy', because it's 'alligator' soup. And also because I want it 'promptly'." (grins for camera)

* Although it was a threat instead of a joke, after the sheriff in ''[[Robin Hood]] Prince of Thieves'' threatens to [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon]], Sir Guy of Gisborn doesn't get the comment, so the sheriff says, "Because it's ''dull'', you twit. It'll hurt more!"

* Although it was a threat instead of a joke, after the sheriff in ''[[Robin Hood]] Prince of Thieves'' threatens to [[Cut His Heart Out with a Spoon]], his dimwitted henchman Sir Guy of Gisborn doesn't get the comment, so the sheriff says, "Because it's ''dull'', you twit. It'll hurt more!"

* There is a German movie called ''Französisch für Anfänger'' ("French for Beginners") that contains a dialogue that goes something like this:

{{quote|'''Boy:''' French is friggin' boring. And those French people ... selfish, arrogant baguette munchers!