Down the Drain/Quotes

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Jak: Great, more mucking in the mud...

Daxter: I hate to burst your bathtub bubbles, baby, but that ain't just mud down there!
The rules here are pretty simple. Are you making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game? Your first level may be set in a sewer. Are you making any other game whatsoever? Then the moment you start working on a sewer level is the time to put down your keyboard and back away slowly from the games industry. These levels have precisely one purpose – to make every other kind feel better in comparison.
Richard Cobbett, PC Gamer's Saturday Crapshoot