Three dudes scam some kids
all just in the pursuit of
jawbreaker money.

It always fails, though.
But Eddy, the wisecracker,
never he gives up.

Ed is a weirdo,
though he loves chickens, he is
not exactly bright.

Edd, er, Double D,
the geek, invents awesome stuff
and wears a cool hat.

—Sizzly Bacon