Ed Wood (film)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The premiere of Bride of the Monster, with Tor Johnson blinded by contacts, the furious audience wanting to rip Ed to pieces, and their car being stripped in the few minutes they're inside.
  • Bela throwing a massive, and particularly profane, tantrum when referred to as "Karloff's sidekick."
    • Even better is the Brick Joke during the making of Plan 9 later on, when Bunny meets Bela's stand-in.

"Now let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker."

    • Also, the discovery of Bela's stand-in.

"My God... it's uncanny!"

  • Bunny talking to Ed at the wrestling match about becoming a woman, and thoroughly unnerving Dolores in the process.

"It's something I've wanted to do for a long time. But it wasn't until I saw your movie that I realized I have to take action! Goodbye, penis!"


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