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{{quote|''We are the Moai statues,<br /> |
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{{quote|We are the Moai statues, |
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And we stand on Easter Isle<br /> |
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And we stand on Easter Isle |
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No one's sure what our purpose is,<br /> |
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No one's sure what our purpose is, |
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But we've been here a long, long while!<br /> |
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But we've been here a long, long while! |
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We're all around the island,<br /> |
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We're all around the island, |
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Facing out at the ocean blue<br /> |
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Facing out at the ocean blue |
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It's not a very exciting job,<br /> |
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It's not a very exciting job, |
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But we sure do like the view!<br /> |
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But we sure do like the view! |
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We come in many sizes, <br /> |
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Forty feet tall are the biggest ones <br /> |
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And we're pretty hefty, <br /> |
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Even our hats weigh ten tons! <br /> |
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There are many theories of our origin, <br /> |
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And the folks who made our poses <br /> |
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But no one really knows why they gave us <br /> |
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Great big honkin' noses! <br /> |
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We were carved in a crater called Raraku, <br /> |
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Over fourteen miles away <br /> |
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But how we got from there to here, <br /> |
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No one can really say! <br /> |
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Some say we were moved by native folks, <br /> |
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Though they had no wheels or mules <br /> |
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And how'd they make us look so pretty <br /> |
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Without Sears power tools? <br /> |
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Well that's our story and we certainly hope <br /> |
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That we've made it clear <br /> |
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Don't believe most of what you read about us, <br /> |
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And only half of what you hear! <br /> |
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'Cause there are lots of crackpots out there <br /> |
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With tons of theories they're selling <br /> |
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But we're the only ones who know the truth, <br /> |
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And buddy, we're not telling!''|'''The Moai Statues themselves''' in an Easter Island song (sung to the tune of the ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' theme) in the ''[[Histeria!]]'' episode "Really Really Oldies But Goodies"}} |
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{{quote|''"These dudes were carved so long ago, nobody knows why anymore. Ten bucks says it started as a dare."''|'''Chris McLean ,''' ''[[Total Drama World Tour]]'' |
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Forty feet tall are the biggest ones |
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Even our hats weigh ten tons! |
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There are many theories of our origin, |
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And the folks who made our poses |
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But no one really knows why they gave us |
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We were carved in a crater called Raraku, |
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[[Category:Eenie Meenie Miny Moai]] |
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But how we got from there to here, |
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[[Category:Quotes]] |
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Some say we were moved by native folks, |
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Though they had no wheels or mules |
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And how'd they make us look so pretty |
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Without Sears power tools? |
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Well that's our story and we certainly hope |
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Don't believe most of what you read about us, |
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And only half of what you hear! |
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'Cause there are lots of crackpots out there |
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With tons of theories they're selling |
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But we're the only ones who know the truth, |
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And buddy, we're not telling! |
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|'''The Moai Statues themselves''' in an Easter Island song (sung to the tune of the ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'' theme) in the ''[[Histeria!]]'' episode "Really Really Oldies But Goodies"}} |
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{{quote|''"These dudes were carved so long ago, nobody knows why anymore. Ten bucks says it started as a dare."''|'''Chris McLean''' |''[[Total Drama World Tour]]'' }} |
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