Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
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"Somebody loves herself a liiiittle too much."
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Yzmopolis, my metropolis
My favourite place to be!
Yzmopolis, my metropolis
Where it's all for one
And that one is me!
From Yzma Boulevard
To Yzma Avenue,
All landmarks, and roads, and parks
Are named for me, not you!
You know until I came along, this was just a one-llama town
But now it's...
Yzmopolis, my metropolis
The region that I rule!
Yzmopolis, my metropolis
Now welcome to my school!
Y-Z-M-A, Yzma, Yzma, hooray!
Yzmopolis, my metropolis
A wondrous place to be!
It's glorious!
Victorious!
We always laugh uproarious!
'Cause life is so euphorious!
And here is what you'll see:
Yzma movies, starring me,
My name in lights on the Yzmarquee,
Yzma books and magazines,
Yzma shirts, Yzma jeans,
Yzma chocolates, Yzma mints,
Yzma shampoo and a rinse!
All the dogs are Yzmaltese,
And life is just an Yzma-breeze!
Hear me chat on the radio
Y-Z-M-A FM!
"Yzmopolis, my metropolis,
With music, sports, whatever
Yzma traffic's all backed up
and now a look at weather..."
[Cue Dramatic Thunder]
Some have tried to run and hide,
but they just can't get free.
'Cause when I'm dead, you'll bow your head.
To an Yzmummy of me!
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