Everything's Better with Penguins/Quotes
Now lots of other penguins —Davy Jones, "Your Personal Penguin"
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Dood!
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Why's there so many [movies about penguins]? Because people love 'em! Awww, lookit the penguin, it's so cute! Don't you just love those little fuckers? Aren't they fucking funny?! |
"Scientists believe that these penguins, these, comic, flightless, web-footed little bastards may finally, unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths of the human mind." |
"It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry."
—Joe Moore
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"Io chiamo PINGUINI!"
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"If I die make me a penguin. I like penguins."
—Kore wa Zombie Desu Ka- The "King of Night" to Eucliwood.
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And now the penguin on top of your television will explode.
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Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
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"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat." |
A homicidal penguin with full weapons access. Just one of the services I provide.
—Lady Flame
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It's beautiful! It's natural! And I, for one, fully support penguin lust!
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See, these two penguins walked into a bar, which was really stupid, 'cause the second one should have seen it. |
Roight! Which one of you apes is the penguin? |