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Du-ug: Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?
Kenny: Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.
Du-ug: You will die painlessly!

My-ik (Diedrich Bader) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell) have come from the planet Kabijj, with simple orders: 1. Conquer Earth. 2. Annihilate all human life.

Their orders are not so much: 3. Develop drinking problem. 4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.

Their plans are complicated by a transmat malfunction, turning their mighty swords into tooth-picks. Nevertheless, they have 24 hours to decapitate every human being on Earth before the overlords send the head-eating giant CROKER!!! to, uh, eat their heads.

Tropes used in Evil Alien Conquerors include:

Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism: Inverted. The men look like human males, but the women look...just plain weird.
Chewing the Scenery: IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND OF YOUR TINY MEALS TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE!!!
Incoming Ham: CROKER!!! stomps into a restaurant, and screams at the diners.
Incredible Shrinking Man: CROKER!!! is about 50 feet tall, until the same transmat malfunction that shrunk our heroes' swords shrinks him down to about 6 feet. He doesn't seem to notice, though.
Large Ham: All the aliens are this, but especially CROKER!!!
No Indoor Voice: Two guesses.

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-{{trope}}
+{{work}}
 [[File:locandina.jpg|frame|Earth is...perfectly safe.]]
-{{quote| '''''Du-ug:''' Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?<br />
+{{quote|'''''Du-ug:''' Have you any more Smirnoff Ice?
-'''Kenny:''' Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.<br />
+'''Kenny:''' Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge.
 '''Du-ug:''' You will die painlessly!'' }}
-My-ik ([[Diedrich Bader]]) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell) have come from the planet Kabijj, with simple orders:<br />1. Conquer Earth.<br />2. Annihilate all human life.<br /><br />Their orders are not so much:<br />3. Develop drinking problem.<br />4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.
+My-ik ([[Diedrich Bader]]) and Du-ug (Chris Parnell) have come from the planet Kabijj, with simple orders: 1. Conquer Earth. 2. Annihilate all human life.
+:Their orders are not so much: 3. Develop drinking problem. 4. Fall in love with divorced hussy.
-Their plans are complicated by a transmat malfunction, turning their mighty swords into tooth-picks. Nevertheless, they have 24 hours to decapitate every human being on Earth before the overlords send the head-eating giant [[Large Ham|CROKER!!!]] to, uh, [[Exactly What It Says On the Tin|eat their heads]].
+Their plans are complicated by a transmat malfunction, turning their mighty swords into tooth-picks. Nevertheless, they have 24 hours to decapitate every human being on Earth before the overlords send the head-eating giant [[Large Ham|CROKER!!!]] to, uh, [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|eat their heads]].
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+{{tropelist}}
-==== '''This movie contains examples of:''' ====
 * [[Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism]]: Inverted. The men look like human males, but the women look...just plain weird.
 * [[Chewing the Scenery]]: IT WOULD TAKE A THOUSAND OF YOUR TINY MEALS TO SLAKE MY GIGANTIC APPETITE!!!
 * [[Incoming Ham]]: CROKER!!! stomps into a restaurant, and screams at the diners.
-* [[Incredible Shrinking Man]]: CROKER!!! is about [[Attack of the 50 Foot Whatever|50 feet tall]], until the same transmat malfunction that shrunk our heroes' swords shrinks him down to about 6 feet. He doesn't seem to notice, though.
+* [[Incredible Shrinking Man]]: CROKER!!! is about [[Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever|50 feet tall]], until the same transmat malfunction that shrunk our heroes' swords shrinks him down to about 6 feet. He doesn't seem to notice, though.
 * [[Large Ham]]: All the aliens are this, but especially CROKER!!!
 * [[No Indoor Voice]]: Two guesses.
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