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Ron4jesus and rose4christ are the same person.

Let's see... aside from the fact that both of them are denizens of Rapture Ready...

• Each one's name sounds like a slightly altered version of the other's.
• They use the same tone in their posts, and tend to talk about the same topics.
• They both live in Chicago.
• They both make medium-length-paragraph-long posts in which random sets of about 3 or 4 words are in all-caps.
• They both like to talk about how unwilling they are to "deny MY LORD AND SAVIOR".
• In the same posts linked to above, rose4christ continually refers to Obama as "Obamy", and ron4jesus says "come and get me BAMY BAMY BAMY", presumably in reference to Obama.
  • This might be Jossed, as their other posts imply that they are husband and wife.

Headache the Commentator.

He is a self-loathing American.

• Nah, that's Brendan Rizzo.
  • Touché.

Cassiterides is Supersport's kid.

How else could two such idiotic people exist at the same time without warping reality?

• Maybe Supersport is Cassiterides' kid?
• Maybe they're a split personality?
• So how does Self-Mutation factor into this?
• Cassiterides is Carico AND supersport's kid.