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{{quote|''"Imagine [[The Last Samurai|a movie about an honorable samurai clan filmed in New Zealand and starring an American]]. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? Where do we draw the line? I mean, why not make a movie about Zulu warriors starring James Hong? Or a movie about US Marines starring drunken kung-fu master Simon Yuen?"''|'''Maddox''', "[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies Five shitty movies that everyone loves.]"}}
{{quote|''"Imagine [[The Last Samurai|a movie about an honorable samurai clan filmed in New Zealand and starring an American]]. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? Where do we draw the line? I mean, why not make a movie about Zulu warriors starring James Hong? Or a movie about US Marines starring drunken kung-fu master Simon Yuen?"''|'''Maddox''', "[http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies Five shitty movies that everyone loves.]"}}


{{quote|''"In ''[[The Reader]]'', [[Kate Winslet|Kate]], English, plays a German, nominated. In ''[[Tropic Thunder]]'', [[Robert Downey, Jr.]], who was an American, playing an Australian, [[Uncle Tomfoolery|playing an African-American]], nominated. Where's me? I'm an Australian, playing an Australian in a movie called ''[[Australia]]''... hosting."''|'''Hugh Jackman''''s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY opening monologue] for the 81st [[Academy Awards]] }}
{{quote|''"In ''[[The Reader]]'', [[Kate Winslet|Kate]], English, plays a German, nominated. In ''[[Tropic Thunder]]'', [[Robert Downey, Jr.]], who was an American, playing an Australian, [[Uncle Tomfoolery|playing an African-American]], nominated. Where's me? I'm an Australian, playing an Australian in a movie called ''[[Australia (2008 film)|Australia]]''... hosting."''|'''Hugh Jackman''''s [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Terhj8mjPwY opening monologue] for the 81st [[Academy Awards]] }}


{{quote|''"Eye wezh bohrne endh raizhed en thu deshurt!"''|'''[[Captain Beefheart]]'''}}
{{quote|''"Eye wezh bohrne endh raizhed en thu deshurt!"''|'''[[Captain Beefheart]]'''}}

Latest revision as of 23:17, 9 April 2017


"Imagine a movie about an honorable samurai clan filmed in New Zealand and starring an American. Am I the only person who sees a problem with this? Where do we draw the line? I mean, why not make a movie about Zulu warriors starring James Hong? Or a movie about US Marines starring drunken kung-fu master Simon Yuen?"

"In The Reader, Kate, English, plays a German, nominated. In Tropic Thunder, Robert Downey, Jr., who was an American, playing an Australian, playing an African-American, nominated. Where's me? I'm an Australian, playing an Australian in a movie called Australia... hosting."

"Eye wezh bohrne endh raizhed en thu deshurt!"