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"It's 106 AUs to Crystal Tokyo, we've got a full tank of handwavium, half a pack of Pocky, it's dark, and we're wearing fukus."
"Hit it."

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. We're the ones who saw the future coming faster and faster until one day all we had to do was jump and we could fly. We're the kids who grew up on comic books and pulp novels and still believe that good triumphs over evil and that power and money can't stop that. We fight for justice, love and the right of all sentient beings to live free.
"We are the Fen, and we are coming."

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