Final Fantasy/Haiku
Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.
Who would have thought that
A dying game company
Would win by lying?
—Ingonyama
Get the Four Crystals
Fly an airship, swing a sword
Defeat a bishie
—Kerrah
Have we Jumped the Shark?
Been going for 20 years...
Hell, let's keep going.
—The Hero Hartmut (also applies to The Simpsons)
No game is the same.
Except of course for X-2...
Amano or Nomura?
—Vitanova
You loved the first game,
The sequel tried something new,
This new game just sucks.
—BlueHighwind
Epic fantasy
Thirteen great games and counting
Cue Bridge Crossing Theme
—Mr Death
VII or X best?
And then there are all the rest.
"Final"? You must jest.
—Wanderlust Warrior
"Fan"boys boast and brag:
The older ones trump them all!
New games just can't win.
—Deeman 45
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