Guns Akimbo/Quotes

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Gun plus gun equals more gun; that is the key to victory.
We can dual-wield these [MG 08/15s]. I'd like it to be known that these are approximately, I believe, 130 pounds each and watercooled. And we can dual-wield them. Realism has gone out the window.

George: Hey, kid, maybe think about firing one piece at a time. Saves an arm for the Senoritas. You know what I mean?
Nick: Nah, double the pleasure, double the fun. If you've got enough ammo, that is.

George: Ha! That's what Viagra's for, sonny boy!
True Crime: Streets of LA
"Double Shotgun Dude is a dog rapist. On this point, there is consensus."
—Tycho, Penny Arcade