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'''Hepcat''': Ricky died in a plane crash, '''Dad! I'm not... my older... brother!

'''Hepcat's Dad''':' Get the hell out of here!

'''Hepcat: With pleasure!'''

~~'''Hepcat: With pleasure!'''~~|'''''[[The State]]''''', '''"Hepcat"''', [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|transcribed without omissions]]}}

|'''''[[The State]]''''', '''"Hepcat"''', [[Makes Just as Much Sense in Context|transcribed without omissions]]}}

{{quote|'''[[The Hero|Simon]]:''' [[Verb This|EAT THIS!]]~~ ~~

{{quote|'''[[The Hero|Simon]]:''' [[Verb This|EAT THIS!]]

'''[[Big Bad|Anti-Spiral]]:''' [[Big "Never!"|NNNEEEEEVEEEEEEERR!!!]]~~|'''''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'''''}}~~

'''[[Big Bad|Anti-Spiral]]:''' [[Big "Never!"|NNNEEEEEVEEEEEEERR!!!]]

|'''''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'''''}}

{{quote|{{spoiler|'''Marker-Nicole'''}}: Thank you Issac... now, '''time to die.'''

'''Issac''': ''What?'''

'''Issac''': ''What?''

{{spoiler|'''Marker-Nicole'''}}: Yours is the last body we need to be reborn! THE MAKERS MUST BE ABSORBED!!!

'''Issac''': The makers? '''YOU MEAN ME?!''' But Stross said we could destroy the Marker!

{{spoiler|'''Marker-Nicole'''}}: '''NOT IF WE CONSUME YOU FIRST!'''

'''Issac''': GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! '''FUCK YOU!''' '''''AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!'''''~~|The final boss fight in ''[[Dead Space 2]]''}}~~

'''Issac''': GODDAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU! '''FUCK YOU!''' '''''AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!'''''

|The final boss fight in ''[[Dead Space 2]]''}}

{{quote|'''Warboss Gorgutz''': I am da 'biggest baddest warboss dere is!

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'''Orks:''' '''''WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!'''''

'''Lord Crull:''' You'll regret this Gorgutz. I swear to you, I'LL RRRIP THE FLESH FROM YOUR BONES, AND ''EEAAT'' YOUR ''EEEYES!!!'' ''All remaining units...'' '''''CHAAAARGE THE GAAAATE!!!!'''''

'''World Eaters:''' MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!~~|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9r5OKlQIkk&feature=related Warboss Gorgutz and Lord Crull]'', ''[[Dawn of War]]'' ''Winter Assault''}}~~

'''World Eaters:''' MAIM! KILL! BURN! MAIM! KILL! BURN! DEATH TO THE ENEMY!

|''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}G9r5OKlQIkk&feature=related Warboss Gorgutz and Lord Crull]''{{dead link}}|''[[Dawn of War]]'' ''Winter Assault''}}

{{quote|'''[[Team Fortress 2|Heavy]]''': Daw daw daaaw daw, daw daw daw daw-~~ ~~

{{quote|'''[[Team Fortress 2|Heavy]]''': Daw daw daaaw daw, daw daw daw daw-

'''[[Duke Nukem]]''': *whistling*~~ ~~

'''[[Duke Nukem]]''': *whistling*

'''Heavy''': I SPY WITH MY [[Funetik Aksent|LITTUL]] EYE!~~ ~~

'''Heavy''': I SPY WITH MY [[Funetik Aksent|LITTUL]] EYE!

'''Duke Nukem''': ''Stop eyeballing me.''~~' ~~

'''Duke Nukem''': ''Stop eyeballing me.''

'''Heavy''': NO! *[[Evil Laugh]]*~~ ~~

'''Heavy''': NO! *[[Evil Laugh]]*

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry|You're pissing me off]]''.~~ ~~

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry|You're pissing me off]]''.

'''Heavy''': '''[[Large Ham|I AM DOOOOK NOOOKCUMB!]]'''~~ ~~

'''Heavy''': '''[[Large Ham|I AM DOOOOK NOOOKCUMB!]]'''

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!]]'' ''Quit wasting my time!''~~ ~~

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|I hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!]] Quit wasting my time!''

'''Heavy''': [[Tempting Fate|FIGHT ME, COWARD!]]~~ ~~

'''Heavy''': [[Tempting Fate|FIGHT ME, COWARD!]]

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[Badass Boast|I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!]]''~~|[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0is24FA8Qg4 HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM]~~

'''Duke Nukem''': ''[[Badass Boast|I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!]]''

|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}0is24FA8Qg4 HEAVY IS DUKE NUKEM]}}

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