Hamlet/Drinking Game

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.

The four-hour Hamlet drinking game (say goodbye to your liver):

  • Chug a beer for a soliloquy.
  • Drink whenever a vagina joke is made.
  • Drink whenever a famous actor is clearly shoehorned into the movie for the sake of Hey, It's That Guy!.
  • Drink whenever a flashback or scene clearly not in the original text happens.
  • Do a shot every time Brian Blessed appears onscreen. Take a sip of beer every time Kenneth Branagh is clearly trying to out-ham him.
  • Do a shot for every major character who dies in the final scene.

Back to Hamlet