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''Is anything certain?'' |
''Is anything certain?'' |
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''By the fall of the curtain'' |
''By the fall of the curtain'' |
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''[[Kill'Em All|Almost everyone's certainly dead.]]'' |
''[[Kill'Em All|Almost everyone's certainly dead.]]'' |
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|'''A. Cinna''', found in ''The Penguin Book of Limericks''}} |
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{{quote|'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's basically [[Did Not Do the Research|a teenage]] [[Emo|boy]]. He's [[All Men Are Perverts|got all these desires]], but [[Cannot Spit It Out|he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[Love Makes You Crazy|he goes mad]], and [[Wangst|wanks off]] about [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]], and [[Foreshadowing|ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' |
{{quote|'''Naomi''': ''Hamlet's basically [[Did Not Do the Research|a teenage]] [[Emo|boy]]. He's [[All Men Are Perverts|got all these desires]], but [[Cannot Spit It Out|he doesn't have the bottle to reach out for them]]. So, [[Love Makes You Crazy|he goes mad]], and [[Wangst|wanks off]] about [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]], and [[Foreshadowing|ends up so boring, somebody has to kill him]]!'' |
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'''Josie''': ''I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''.'' |
'''Josie''': ''I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in ''Hamlet''.'' |
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'''Naomi''': ''Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[Surrogate Soliloquy|soliloquising]]"''. |
'''Naomi''': ''Yeah, there is. Loads. Only they call it "[[Surrogate Soliloquy|soliloquising]]"''. |
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|''[[Skins]]''}} |
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{{quote|''[[Wangst|Cheer up, Hamlet; chin up, Hamlet; buck up, you melancholy Dane!]]'' |
{{quote|''[[Wangst|Cheer up, Hamlet; chin up, Hamlet; buck up, you melancholy Dane!]]'' |
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''So your uncle is a cad who murdered Dad and married Mum?'' |
''So your uncle is a cad who murdered Dad and married Mum?'' |
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''That's really no excuse to be as glum as you've become!'' |
''That's really no excuse to be as glum as you've become!'' |
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''So wise up, Hamlet; rise up, Hamlet; perk up and sing a new refrain!'' |
''So wise up, Hamlet; rise up, Hamlet; perk up and sing a new refrain!'' |
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''Your incessant monologuing fills the castle with'' ennui. |
''Your incessant monologuing fills the castle with'' ennui. |
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''Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see.'' |
''Your antic disposition is embarrassing to see.'' |
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''And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is 'to be'!'' |
''And by the way, you sulky brat, the answer is 'to be'!'' |
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''You're driving poor [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]] insane.'' |
''You're driving poor [[The Ophelia|Ophelia]] insane.'' |
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''So shut up, you rogue and peasant; grow up, it's most unpleasant; cheer up, you melancholy Dane!'' |
''So shut up, you rogue and peasant; grow up, it's most unpleasant; cheer up, you melancholy Dane!'' |
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|''[[Slings and Arrows]]'' }} |
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{{quote|''"Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!"'' |
{{quote|''"Half of what he says means something else, and the other half means nothing at all!"'' |
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|''[[Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead]]''}} |
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{{quote|''Higgeldy Piggeldy, |
{{quote|''Higgeldy Piggeldy, |
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{{quote|''Are the commentators on '''Hamlet''' really mad or only pretending to be mad?''}} |
{{quote|''Are the commentators on '''Hamlet''' really mad or only pretending to be mad?''}} |
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{{quote|''I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning.'' |
{{quote|''I like to think that there's a little Hamlet in all of us. Not that melancholy stuff. Or being a prince. But I've always believed that we should have a little Danish in us. Especially in the morning.'' |
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|'''[[Leslie Nielsen]]'''}} |
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{{quote|''An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes.... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."''}} |
{{quote|''An interesting anagram: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune." becomes.... "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."''}} |
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''I ask to be, or not to be. |
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''That is the thing, I ask of me. |
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''Could I, should I, end this strife? |
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''Should I jump out of a plane? |
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{{quote|''Prince Hamlet thought uncle a traitor |
{{quote|''Prince Hamlet thought uncle a traitor |
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For having it off with his mater. |
''For having it off with his mater. |
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"Revenge Dad or not?"'s |
''"Revenge Dad or not?"'s |
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The gist of the plot. |
''The gist of the plot. |
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He did -- nine soliloquies later.'' |
''He did -- nine soliloquies later.'' |
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|'''Stanley J. Sharpless'''}} |
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{{quote|''Will you kill him in his bed? |
{{quote|''Will you kill him in his bed? |
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Stick a dagger in his head? |
''Stick a dagger in his head? |
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I would not, could not kill the king. |
''I would not, could not kill the king. |
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I would not do this evil thing. |
''I would not do this evil thing. |
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I will not wed this girl, you see. |
''I will not wed this girl, you see. |
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So get her to a nunnery.'' |
''So get her to a nunnery.'' |
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|'''Green Eggs and Hamlet'''}} |
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{{quote|Hamlet's real father is killed by his brother, |
{{quote|''Hamlet's real father is killed by his brother, |
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Who now becomes king and then marries his mother, |
''Who now becomes king and then marries his mother, |
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It ends up with everyone killing each other, |
''It ends up with everyone killing each other, |
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And that is the story that's told by the bard! |
''And that is the story that's told by the bard! |
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|'''[[Understatement|Abbreviated version]] of the plot by the cast of ''[[Histeria!]]'' in the song "That's the Story that's Told by the Bard".'''}} |
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