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If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

—Happy Fun Ball disclaimers ("Accept No Substitutes!"), Saturday Night Live

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 {{quote|Warning: [[My Little Panzer|Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball]].<br />
-Caution: Happy Fun Ball may [[Hyper Destructive Bouncing Ball|suddenly accelerate to unsafe speeds]].<br />
+Caution: Happy Fun Ball may [[Hyper-Destructive Bouncing Ball|suddenly accelerate to unsafe speeds]].<br />
 Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, [[Toxic Phlebotinum|should not be touched, inhaled or looked at]].<br />
-[[Divide By Zero|Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete]].<br />
+[[Divide by Zero|Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete]].<br />
 Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball [[Side Effects Include|if any of the following occurs]]:<br />
 * Itching<br />