Happy Gilmore/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Shooter: You're in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!
Happy: [laughing] You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Shooter: [long pause] No!

  • The guy constantly calling Happy a "Jackass".
  • "YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!!!!"
  • "Wait! You no want breakfast?!"