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Who, me? Gay? No way!
There's nothing wrong with that, though!
I am straight, really!

I am not a gay!
I don't care who mentioned it!
...Huh? Nobody did?

—The Hero Hartmut

I love the ladies
You did not bring it up but
Penis disgusts me

—Wanbli

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 {{trope}}
+{{haiku|
-Who, me? ''Gay?'' No way!<br />[[Not That There's Anything Wrong With That|There's nothing wrong with that, though!]]<br />I ''am'' straight, really!
+Who, me? ''Gay?'' No way!
+[[Not That There's Anything Wrong with That|There's nothing wrong with that, though!]]
+I ''am'' straight, really!
+}}
+{{haiku|
-I am not a gay!<br />I don't care who mentioned it!<br />...Huh? Nobody did?
+I am not a gay!
-{{quote| --[[User:The Hero Hartmut]]}}
+I don't care who mentioned it!
+...Huh? Nobody did?
+|The Hero Hartmut}}
+{{haiku|
-I love the ladies<br />You did not bring it up but<br />Penis disgusts me
+I love the ladies
-{{quote| --[[User:Wanbli]]
+You did not bring it up but
-}}
+Penis disgusts me
+|Wanbli}}
 {{reflist}}
-[[Category:Haiku Wiki]]
+[[Category:Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?]]
-[[Category:Self Demonstrating Article]]
-[[Category:Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today]]
 [[Category:Haiku]]
+[[Category:Self-Demonstrating Article]]