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Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!
Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!
Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.

—The fine print on a Medkit in Concerned

Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.

—Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw discussing healing showers on 1213's commentary track

First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.

—Games Radar, 101 things we've learned from games

Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor.

—Cracked, "7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work"

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-{{quote|  Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!}}
+{{quote|Congratulations on finding this fortuitously placed Medkit! We here at "Heal-U-Kwik" Industries have a simple philosophy: Manufacture the finest Medkits money can buy and then scatter them around dangerous areas of war-torn cities to be found and used by injured adventurers at no actual cost to themselves!
+Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!
+Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.
+|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}}
+{{quote|''Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.''
-{{quote|  Instructions for use: Simply touch, pick up, or walk over Medkit. Doing so will heal most types of injuries, including bullet wounds, zombie slashes, antlion gouges, grenade shrapnel, and even self-inflicted damage caused by careless falls off ledges and catwalks (Note: falls from large bridges can be fatal!) Our patented technology will even remove pesky bloodstains from your clothing and body... instantly!}}
+|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''' discussing healing showers on [[1213]]'s commentary track}}
+{{quote|First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.
-{{quote|Talk to your doctor before using Medkit. Side-effects may include blurred vision and inflated sense of invulnerability. This Medkit is also Eco-Friendly and will completely and instantly biodegrade upon use.|''The fine print on a Medkit in [[Concerned]]''}}
+|'''Games Radar''', [http://www.gamesradar.com/f/101-things-weve-learned-from-videogames/a-20081126162511389033 101 things we've learned from games]}}
+{{quote|Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor.
-{{quote|''Video game healing is never going to be realistic. There is no way to instantly recover from a broken limb or a ruptured spleen. The challenge is to find an alternative to the cop out medkit filled with magical healing fairy dust.''|'''Ben [[Zero Punctuation|"Yahtzee"]] Croshaw''' discussing healing showers on [[Twelve Thirteen|1213]]'s commentary track}}
+|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''', "[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-bullshit-video-game-healing-methods/ 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work]"}}
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-{{quote|First aid kits can be applied to your injuries in under a second, and will instantly fix your injuries and make you healthier.|'''Games Radar''', [http://www.gamesradar.com/f/101-things-weve-learned-from-videogames/a-20081126162511389033 101 things we've learned from games]}}
-{{quote|Stepping on a first aid kit would have about the same effect as sitting on a doctor. |'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]''', "[http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-bullshit-video-game-healing-methods/ 7 Video Game Healing Methods Least Likely to Actually Work]"}}
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