Heroic Neutral/Quotes

"So, you gotta go to this abandoned castle, get past a dragon and rescue a princess so Farquaad gives you back your swamp, which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that right?"

—Donkey, Shrek

Lil' Hitler has conquered all of Europe while Lil' U.S.A. is sitting on the outside in his own desk.
Lil' U.S.A.: Pssh. It's not my problem.
Lil' Japan comes out of nowhere and knocks Lil' U.S.A.'s food off his desk.

Lil' U.S.A.: Now... it's my problem.

—Robot Chicken

"To be left alone! The goal of every great hero!"

—Mike, Mystery Science Theater 3000, "Puma Man"