History of the World, Part I/Funny
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- The Dawn of Man:
- OUR FOREFATHERS
- The inevitable afterbirth to the first artist -- the first critic.
- "The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen..." * CRASH!* "Oy...Ten! Ten Commandments! For all to obey!"
- The Roman Empire:
- Oedipus: "Hey, Josephus!"/Josephus: "Hey, motherfucker!"
- "I'm sorry Sir, I flunked flank." "Flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!"
- Eunuch test, anyone?
- "He's * dead!* " "Hmm."
- Empress Nympho choosing her escorts to the midnight orgy!
- Bea Arthur's scene.
- The Last Supper:
Jesus: Yay yay so you say, but one who sits amongst us has already betrayed me this night. |
- During the chase...
Soldier: Have you seen a pack of Trojans? |
- "Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits."
- The heroes getting away from the bad guys by firing up a huge joint.
- The Spanish Inquisition:
- Seriously, trying to convince the Jews to convert through a song-and-dance number? Highly awesome and hilarious. Perhaps the best part of the movie.
- "Send in the Nuns!"
- The French Revolution:
- The salesmen.
Salesman 1: Get yer apple cores! Freshly picked from the garbage of the rich! |
- "Your Majesty, you look like the Piss Boy!"/"And you look like a bucket of shit!"
- "It's DeMonet!"
- "Let's end this meeting on a high note." * sings*
- "What fool put a carpet on the wall?"
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