Home Improvement (TV series)/Funny
- This exchange from "Adventures In Fine Dining":
Brad: What about live chicken? |
- Tim's Face Palm at the end really sells it.
- A woman complaining about Binford's pollution during an episode of Tool Time.
Woman: "How come every time I drive by the factory there's all this smoke coming out of the stacks?" |
Al: (seeing Tim pantomiming to him, pretending he can't hear him) Huh. This is actually very good. In that case, I should be the host of this show! |
- Regarding Heidi:
Tim: "Jill look at her chest" |
- From "The Vasectomy One":
Jill: "Honey, it is much safer for a man to get a vasectomy than it is for a woman to have a tubal ligation" |
- At the doctor's office when Tim realizes he will need a "local" shot prior to the surgery.
Tim: Local, like here in Detroit? |
- Later:
Tim: "How am I supposed to talk to woman about what's going on in man land?" |
- The episode "What a Drag" has a lot of great funny moments despite being a Very Special Episode:
Al: What's this? Looks like oregano. Does Jill keep it out here so it stays fresh? |
- Later:
Jill: Do you remember when the worst problem we had with Brad was toilet training? |
- Any time Tim mangles one of Wilson's sayings.
- "If your drill says 'Binford'...GET OUT OF THE HOUSE, TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU!"
- "Hardware Habit to Break" It's the way Tim says it.
Marty: Then we can get on our bikes and we can plaster them all over the neighborhood. |
- One Christmas episode had Tim and Al stuck on a plane that couldn't land due to thick fog. Tim bemoans the fact that he'll miss his boys lighting up the house for Christmas. Meanwhile, on the ground, the boys do light up the house - which nearly blinds Tim as he looks out the window - and the pilot suddenly has a guiding light for a safe landing.
- "Bye-Bye Birdie": 3:57 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU 6 h 0 n-Hnc4 (Cheesemilk); also around 6:15 (23...24)
- This troper loves the "Tool Time" segements before the credits, 'cause that's where some of the really funny stuff is. For example, Tim creating a "special Al blend" of paint that literally paints a picture of Al. And that time they launched a grill into orbit...
- You forgot the pizza and Marty.
- The K&B Boys have come to Tool Time to share some tips for cooking on the job. One of them makes a kabob using a dipstick. The only cleaning done to the dipstick is one sweep of a rag. This makes Al suffer a minor Heroic BSOD as he contemplates what the dipstick has added to the kabob.