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> SEEK WEBCOMIC-RELATED HILARITIES
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* The comic where you tell WV to "sacrifice his mayoral sash for more cables" is really hilarious.
* A minor [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] joke aimed at [[Interactive Fiction|the Homestuck command-entering player]] with [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001901 John without arms.] You read ''the player'' [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001905 commanding him to retrieve his arms,] even [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001906 moving a cake off his chest out of sympathy for his lack of arms.] After seeing [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001907 John hold his fake arms with his real ones,] cue the player's own [[Face Palm]] for wasting [[
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001915 After picking up enough tools to get down to business,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001916 John plans next to do something extremely meaningful.]
* ''[[
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001956 John: Open large present.] Oh hell no.
* An old one, but a good one:
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** Leading up to that: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002071 Rose is having trouble learning the interface].
** Later gets something of a [[Call Back]] when [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003306 Jade has similar issues trying to retrieve a towel from the toilet.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002422 Dave's most puppet-centric chat with Rose yet.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002511 Somehow, it's even funnier the second time around from Dave's perspective.]
** It does, however, become somewhat terrifying when you consider that Dave's speech is directly [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=2264&p=93389#p93389 lifted from one of Andrew Hussie's own chatlogs.]{{Dead link}}
** The highlight, of course, is Rose rapping about it. There must be more of this in the future.
** Also, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002509 these] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002510 two] pages leading up to the conversation.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002610 What happens when WV presses Tab on his keyboard?]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921091852/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002621 WV: Lead your men to victory!]
** Which becomes actually [[Harsher in Hindsight|pretty]] [[Tear Jerker|sad]] once you found out how he got there.
* After playing "Hot and Cold" (mostly cold, freezing, ''frozen fucking tundra'') with Jade's Memory modus and getting ''three'' of the wrong items from her deck, we get [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002711 this gem:]
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* Dave's chat with [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002729 Jade counts.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002848 MOST SHOCKING TWIST EVER.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002879 The terrifying secret of Fruit Gushers.]
** WILD CHERRY APESHIT APOCALYPSE
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002885 Rose discovers] the contents of what she thought was her [[Lady Drunk|mother's]] room, and her reaction to the discovery.
* The way the comic uses language is always quite amusing, but the giant steam-iron warhammer called [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002968 The Wrinklefucker] made me giggle out loud.
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130827063046/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002999 Dave completely annihilating adiosToreador's attempt to troll him.]
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** Made more hilarious by the ending, that being that adiosToreador blocks Dave at the end of that conversation, which is the opposite of how many conversations with the trolls go.
* The bit with WV's can town was a command, but AR has a completely random freakout:
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003021 I AM THE LAW WHOOPS]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003039 Jack: Kill John's dad yourself.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003040 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003041 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003042 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003043 ==>] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003044 You release the prisoner. He is free to go.] Of course, this is only funny [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002856 in context].
** Even the first line of the sequence is hilarious:
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* > [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003077 SS: Be Hearts Boxcars.] You are now Clubs Deuce.
** > [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003098 CD: Forget you are CD. Believe you are Hearts Boxcars.] You suddenly remember you are Diamonds Droog.
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* "Wait...this is a [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003109 BULL PENIS CANE?]"
* "Everybody ''out of the god damn way''. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=003158 You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty."]
**
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVN8in0XmJA This] somehow makes it even funnier (the part in question starts around 2:46).
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003203 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003204 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOHSHIT.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003460 The device has been reduced to an utterly useless heap of shit.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003490 Rose: Answer troll.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003500 I got] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003501 a present] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003502 for you Casey.]
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* John and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003503 conversation] about Terezi:
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** Immediately afterwards, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003504 proceeds to inform Terezi of said conversation]:
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** The term "candle light hate date" pops up again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004562 here]. Its usage isn't any less humorous.
** Kanaya and Eridan have [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004243 basically the same conversation] later on. It's still funny.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003688 CD?'s] [[Nice Hat|hat]], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003681 especially] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003682 in] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003683 its] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003684 introduction].
* Dream Rose knocks Lil'Cal out of Dream Dave's tower. Dream Dave is relieved, and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003657 it looks like it's curtains for-]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003670 Now what in the hell is going on in here.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003727 Every] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003729 alchemization] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003730 involving] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003745 Sweet Bro] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003746 and Hella Jeff.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003740 The underlings all look kind of put off by it though. You're kind of weirding them out.]
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003818 This] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003819 is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols."]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922063602/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003831
** All while carcinoGeneticist looks on in disbelief. Or bonks his head in time with the drumbeats.
** I have trouble believing that this will not remain the funniest webcomic moment of all time.
** TAKE US THERE CASEY * salamander drum solo*
** a flashing "HERE COMES THE GUITAR SOLO", followed by a voice making guitar mouth noises. Yes.
** This was especially ridiculous as AH had previously promised that [[Blatant Lies|the next flash page would be the long-hyped up 4/13 one-year anniversary flash]] and the next command was for the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003832 End of Act 4] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003833 It'll be a few more pages.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003835 This] conversation between Dave and Terezi.
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** Every time Terezi makes a new "image" of Dave is hilarious in its own way. Also heartwarming, in its own, very weird way.
* Just seeing Dream Jade [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922004702/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003840 slapping Dream John] in rhythm to the beats of the music was particularly funny in this mainly sad flash.
** And this makes it a [[Nightmare Fuel
* The entirety of the [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003889 Troll Intermission] is shaping up to be like this.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003899 GOD.] ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003900 DAMMIT.]''
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003937 You only stop when you smell tears.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003945 See? The coin has exonerated him.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003946 What coin? The prosecution sees no coin.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003947 SHE'S BLIND, REMEMBER?]
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* [[Blue Blood|Equius]] strongly believes in the Alternian caste system. [[The Stoner|Gamzee]] is of a higher caste than him. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004121 And then they talk].
** Gamzee's admission to fraternizing with the imps is itself [[Crowning Moment of Funny|all kinds of]] [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming|Crowning]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Moments]].
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** His [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004122 conversation with Vriska.] Oh god.
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** And now [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004178 his] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004179 conversations] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004180 with] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004181 Aradia].
* SHE HAS '''[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004163 WHAT?!]'''
* Vriska ask her MAGIC CUE BALL (whose answers can only be seen by x-ray vision... or vision eight-fold) if she should be worried about Terezi's threat.
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HOW????????
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::[[Incredibly Lame Pun|Cue]] the ball exploding in her face.
* The last update Andrew did before leaving for a week begins [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004184 here] and ends with, uh, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004193 this]. But it easily overlaps with [[Nightmare Fuel]] and possibly CMOH and/or [[Tear Jerker]], but really it's just such an over the top scene that it's simply incredibly hilarious in spite of all that. What makes it even better is the aforementioned fact that it's the last update in a week. Andrew's comment in the thread:
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004192 The facial expressions are just... oh god.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004195 Nepeta's] [[Shipper
* Okay, this is Vriska to Tavros, so there's absolutely no way it's anything but subjective, but Vriska's absurd insistence that Tavros apologize for being a cripple leads to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004251 this panel]:
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** I think it's funny that [[Even Evil Has Standards|even the imp looks sorry for him]].
** Equally subjective was the preceding moment where Vriska built Tavros a tower ''[[Kick the Dog|made entirely of stairs which she expects him to climb]]'' as well as his comically understated reaction:
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* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004252 RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]
** But unfortunately, Rufio is not real. He's imaginary. A fake. Like a made up friend, the way fairies are. You continue to be sad and alone.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004256 Kanaya's mediation tactics.]
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* The narration when Tavros crashes through Vriska's bedroom wall is hilarious.
** He is having a devil of a time, what with being paralyzed from the waist down and all.
** Your shadow has been trapped underneath your useless torso the whole time! Honestly, where else would it be you stupid sack of shit?
** Everyone knows this because it is in the classic tale, PUPA PAN. Young Pupa flies through the window of a fairy girl's respiteblock, falls on the floor, and has trouble getting up like an enormous pansy.
** Followed by [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004280 this kiss]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004343 Eridan and Feferi: Do something ridiculous.] B<>NP
* Spades Slick is not very good at giving sympathy.
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** And on the same page, Gamzee in the background, going HONK.
** Later, Slick starts to [[Get a Hold of Yourself, Man!|slap Karkat]], while Gamzee continues to be chill.
* After [[Running Gag|many characters]] [[Spit Take|are grossed out from drinking something]], Eridan... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004377 is not], because Faygo actually isn't that bad. It's just soda.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004380 Feferi revives Sollux.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004382 The reactions] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 really seal] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004383 this one,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004385 especially Slick's.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004387 Troll Andrew.] Well, actually it's [[Author Avatar|Andrew]] wearing [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004388 gray paint] and [[Product Placement|another MSPA shirt]], except this shirt belonged to a ''girl'' character.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004391 How meta can things get?]
** Uh... Wolf? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004393 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004394 Andrew goes mad with power], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004395 and punishes the reader] by [[What Do You Mean
*** Wait a sec, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003578 we've seen that pose before...]
** And he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004396 spikes Lil' Cal]. BOOYEAH.
* Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004443 sets up a bulletin board using Trollian] so he can send memos to all the other trolls, but it turns out to be incredibly frustrating and impractical because of [[Timey
** He does it again in his second memo.
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*** And then ''this'' happens:
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*** Yes. Karkat from the future (Almost a month in the future, actually) banned ''current'' Karkat and ''closed the memo himself.''
**** Basically, the memos in their entirety. All the memos. All of them.
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** Immediately prior to that, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004449 Hearts Boxcars becoming infuriated that Tavros will not kiss her and threatening him over it].
** We all knew it was inevitable, but [http://tindeck.com/listen/rwje it's still really damn funny.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004477
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004478
* Act 5 is over! What's next? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004526 Act 5 act 2!]
* The real reason Karkat decided to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004528 troll John backwards]: He was so embarrassed by inadvertently revealing his [[Foe Yay|hatecrush]] that he decided he could never again speak to John at a point in the timeline when John would remember it.
** Also from the same conversation, Karkat unloading a blistering list of epithets, paragraph long, against his much-despised hatecrush for the first time, only to be ''completely derailed'' by John's cheery "hi karkat!" It only gets funnier from there, leading up to the reveal of said hatecrush.
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** "HUMAN ROMANCE SURE IS WEIRD."
** "See you soon!"
** Reexamining the video, John is wearing a spade shirt for most of it. Karkat develops/realizes Kismetic feelings as he watches. Now go to Terezi watching Dave....[[Color Coded for Your Convenience|who has a heart shirt on]].
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004535 This Page] helped add [[Mood Whiplash|some levity]] to the previous page when [[Tropers/Mikephisto|This Troper]] was [[The Fool|expecting]] [[Complete Monster|the]] [[Oh Crap|worst]].
* It should be obvious by now that any conversation between human and troll will be worthy of inclusion on this page. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004553 This exchange] is no exception.
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* John dispatches some imps, but [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004567 not in the way you might expect.]
** Following that, John [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004568 examines his room]:
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* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004574 John and Vriska discussing the different roles that buckets play in human and troll society]. John, as always, is [[Completely Missing the Point|Completely Unaware Of The Point]].
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004594 When Kanaya asks Karkat how she should measure how well she is trolling Rose], he suggests using a FLIGHTY BROADS AND THEIR SNARKY HORSESHITOMETER. It turns out such a meter [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004595 actually exists].
** Later, it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004619 explodes]. It simply cannot take this much horseshit.
* Way back when, Rose and Kanaya talked about a conversation that Kanaya supposedly edited. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ConversationWithAVeryStupidGirl.Txt We finally see it], and Kanaya ''has'' edited it. In Her Own Way Of Typing.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004620 I dare you to find a better reaction face.]
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005486 IT KEEPS HAPPENING!]
* For those people who ordered a [[Defictionalization|Troll shirt]], it comes with some wise words from Tavros:
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** Mine was from Terezi:
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** I ordered the God Tier!John one:
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** I got a Hero of Mind God Tier hoodie. My message was from Vriska:
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** I got the same message with the Hero of Space God Tier Tee. Not fully sure why.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004624 Oh sweet Cosbytop, you have been missed.]
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* Don't forget to mention [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004625 this] token.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004638 "It is] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004639 the perfect] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004640 crime."]
* Fans of ''[[
** Gamzee got his full on Hero Mode in [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004686 the comic now as well]. Just as blurry.
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004723 And again here, not as blurry this time.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004632 John points out] when Vriska accidentally uses [[Verbal Tic|NINE]] exclamation points. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004633 She is mortified.]
** And strangely, she is kind of [[Moe Moe|adorable]] when embarassed. That only makes it funnier.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004642 Dave made] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/ohy34h.jpg this amazing comic] for Terezi.
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* Dave's adorable hyperactive crocodile consorts make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004673 this page] [[Crosses the Line Twice|far funnier than it ought to be]]. It's even better in context: this page was immediately preceded by a page in which Terezi told him he was going to cry someday, but here it's hard to tell whether or not [[Not So Stoic|he finally lost his cool]] or [[Onion Tears|his eyes are just irritated by all the onions slices]].
* Terezi's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYON3.gif four] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTWO.gif part] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYTHR33.gif D4NC3] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif P4RTY] series.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004684 This update.] You have to laugh at how such a simple phrase, such as, "I will make them pay" (for telling a minor "sekret") is so unbelievably bone chillingly scary when coming from Vriska.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004687 How did Vriska live without Nicolas Cage?]
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** What makes this one great? You can tell that finally, Karkat isn't just being crabby and running all caps just out of habit. No, for the larger portion of the memo, you can clearly picture him ''abso-fucking-lutely furious'' for so many reasons.
*** Dave's reaction right after Karkat's opening speech
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{{color|#626262|?CG: AND BY FUCK OFF I MEAN FUCK OFF RIGHT BACK HERE AND LISTEN, YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK.}} }}
** Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/MATINGDIAGRAMFORMORONS.gif MATING DIAGRAM FOR MORONS].
*** And Dave's reaction to it.
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** Then you have Dave and John talking about how some of the Troll girls may like them
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{{color|#626262|?CG: HOLY FUCK WHAT AM I EVEN READING HERE?????}}
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** [http://tindeck.com/listen/oopw Now available with voice acting.]
** Even better was this:
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{{color|#626262|?CG: (THAT'S FAKE, I MADE THAT UP TO FUCK WITH YOU)}}
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** Because Dave is completely and totally correct.
* Karkat's reaction to finding a bucket in Alterniabound. (It's in the room where you see Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.)
** Speaking of which... Karkat's reaction to creating himself and the others.
*** Much of Alterniabound is hilarious, especially Tavros disregarding Equius' [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff|warnings about stairs]] and pretty much all of Karkat's conversations with the other trolls, particularly Nepeta, Equius, and Gamzee.
*** Equius needs his own mention.
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*** Karkat [[Deadpan Snarker|snarking]] about [[Lampshade Hanging|how predictable Vriska's dialogue has become.]]
{{quote|{{color|#004183|VRISKA: Karkat! Man, you were out for a long time. I have made so many plans for these humans while you were asleep. Do you know how many plans have 8een made?}}
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PROBABLY ALL OF THEM, EVEN THOUGH PLANS AREN'T AN EXHAUSTIVELY QUANTIFIABLE THING AND WE BOTH FUCKING KNOW THAT.}}
{{color|#004183|VRISKA: Yes! Aaaaaaaall of them. So many irons too. Guess where the irons are!}}
{{color|#626262|KARKAT: PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM BE IN THE FIRE...}}
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*** "You cannot be Future Aradia because in the future, Future Aradia has exploded!"
**** It's even better in hindsight when the explosion's cause is revealed... and turns out to be a ''good'' thing.
*** Gamzee's dancing.
* The "meal" Nannaquin made for John, and his reaction.
* {{color|#b536de|'''TT:''' Consider this your first lesson in showmanship.}}
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** It's hard to say whether it's funnier before or after we [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004710 see the damage for ourselves.]
* Rose's [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004709 conversation with Aradia].
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AA: blah
AA: didnt see that 0ne c0ming did y0u pspace??? + ?*rand(413^612)
AA: oh look and now i suddenly refuse to type zeroes in my sentences
AA: isnt that crazy! who thought that was even a possibility
AA: bslick never would have imagined THAT little vestibule of probability was tucked somewhere in his huge glistening blow sack
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AA: I JUST CONTROLLED THE RIBBITS AND I DID IT DELIBERATELY]] }}
** Also to be found on the [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Tear Jerker]] pages.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004719 This...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004720 Is...] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004721 Motherfuckin...] '''''[
* And now we have [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004725 Dave's chat with Equius].
** Which turns into [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726 slam poetry about musclebeasts and milk].
** And on the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004727 next page:]
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* Since Equius has no towels, he [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004731 dries his face with Vriska's Con-Air poster.]
* Let's not forget Karkat [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004752 arguing with himself. At length.]
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* The best weapon against Jack Noir besides the Uber bunny? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004792 Lil' Cal.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004807 Jade tries to reach Dave], but instead ends up talking to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004808 a crocodile who stole his glasses.]
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* John trying to get Rose to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004822 stop acting so dark] and [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 act the way she used to.] The meta bit is that both John ''and'' the readers have been worried about her, and we're both relieved. Also on [[Homestuck
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004824 BLUH BLUH HUGE WITCH]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004825 Karkat's latest metaphor] flying completely off the handle.
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004908 You think you will try to keep conversations with Becsprite to a minimum from now on.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004924 The entirety] of this pesterlog between Jade and Dave. This troper was literally in tears at one point from laughing.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004927 This] conversation, but especially:
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** And at the end of it all, the Readers/command-givers put unnecessary pressure on her to alchemize stuff, leading to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004933 this].
* Kanaya [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004945 finally grasps our human sarcasm].
** Rose is clearly rubbing off on her in the best possible way. And [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004947 giving Eridan a magic wand] can only end hilariously. [[Sarcasm Mode|Ha ha ha ha]]...[[Funny Aneurysm Moment|NO.]]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004954 Tavros killed Grandpa Harley by mind controlling Bec from an alternate universe.] Now we just wait for Jade's reaction...
** And she's...[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004955 completely fine with it]. She acts very understanding of Tavros and his cultural misunderstanding. She's not angry or even mournful. In fact she's grateful that he saved her life. Then they bond over the loss of their respective guardian figures at the hands of Tavros. Sure she was freaked out for awhile, thinking the Blue Haired Dummy did it, then thought it was suicide, and would have liked it if he had told her what had happened, but all in all [[Homestuck
*** Then it [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004957 turns] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004958 hilarious] [
**** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004967 IT KEEPS HAPPENING]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004970 Andrew] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004971 Hussie:] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004974 Ride]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004979 The final words of those brave Salamanders who tried to fight the Green Tragedy]:
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How indeed. }}
** The flammability of shaving cream was originally mentioned on [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003385 these] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003386 two] hilarious pages. It's mentioned again [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 here].
**** Then the fact bites [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006005 bites back] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006006 tragically.]
* One of the salamander's reactions to getting 1000 boondollars from John for a "rumpled head object."
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** Not to mention the haberdasher ''selling''
* Another one by Terezi and Dave:
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{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT}}
{{color|#008282| GC:}} {{color|#e00707| WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S}}
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{{color|#e00707| TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you}}
{{color|#e00707| TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse}}
{{color|#008282| <nowiki>GC: OK >:[ </nowiki>}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004998 Luck doesn't actually matter] >8]
* Jade preparing for her [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005039 christmas alchemy binge] only to be interrupted by an [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005040 extremely angry Karkat.]
** Made funnier by how the doodle of Karkat is a callback [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101204022522/mspaintadventures/images/6/6f/Vriskahussnasty.gif to] [http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101211032214/mspaintadventures/images/0/0e/03043.gif these]{{Dead link}} [http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101212022213/mspaintadventures/images/6/65/03053.gif Hussnasty]{{Dead link}} [http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101221013045/mspaintadventures/images/7/74/03093.gif portraits]{{Dead link}} of some of the other trolls.
** The text underneath the image only enhances the inherent hilarity of the image:
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* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005041 shit. lets be santa]
** You Make... [[Short Circuit
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005071 Dutton] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005072 Bubble] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005073 Goggles.]
* Jade's conversation with Eridan.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005087 This,] combined with [[Mood Whiplash]].
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* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005127 Lord English: Reveal yourself!!!!]
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** ...which is then [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005149 interrupted] by Karkat's trolling bubbles coming out from her plethora of wearable computers.
** And then followed not long after by Karkat imagining [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005152 Jade and Jadesprite making out].
{{quote|{{color|#626262|CG: I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO [[Freudian Slip|MAKE OUT]] [[Screw Yourself|WITH MYSELF]] TO BE.}}
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** Wait, no one noticed that [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005147 this conversation] was a [[Call Back]] to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003542 this one?] I thought that was hilarious.
* From [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005197
** The crazy look on her face was just priceless.
** Bec Noir nonchalantly kicking Dream!Nepeta over was [[Mood Whiplash|surprisingly slapstick-y]] for an otherwise depressing event. This troper blames the accompanying sound effect. {{color|red|
*** Likewise when Vriska slaps Tavros. It's in the same art style as the ROBO-SLAP. Of course the funny stopped when she impaled him.
****
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005205 Kanaya's conversation with Jade], particularly the last line.
* We finally learn what Eridan's planet was, and more to the point that he spent most of the game genociding the angels which lived there. They may have been his consorts. Nobody would visit his world nor would he leave since nobody would take up killing duty in his place. Oh, and they're tough enough to take sustained fire from a legendary weapon. It's even funnier when Karkat tries to explain how he screwed up and Eridan doesn't get it.
* The comic takes a sudden turn to the grimdark, but veers out again when we see [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005249 Karkat's reaction] to what just happened.
** Especially funny because it's almost a meta joke - that's basically everyone's reaction.
* In [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005221
* We interrupt [[Nightmare Fuel|the horrific current events]] to bring you the adventures of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005272 Terezi Pyrope, Ace Detective.]
** And one of the lines from it, upon Tavros' limp corpse landing next to her, [[Crosses the Line Twice|is funnier than it has any right to be]].
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** Six panels of her preparing to give him mouth-to-mouth so far and no contact yet. Thank you, Hussie. We needed this after the Gamzee thing.
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005284 2x Corpsesmooch COMBO!!!]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005289 This]. ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005290 Is].'' '''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005291 STUPID].'''
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005300 "You should be careful with that.] [[Running Gag|Do you have any idea how flammable shaving cream is?"]]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005301 You gulp down decadent foamy dollops of the BEARD BUSTER, and quickly respond with the BLUH callback as depicted jostling in the lower right hand corner of the image, because it is not nearly as tasty as you'd hoped. But then you keep eating it anyway.]
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005303 stuff in Dad's wallet modus] is hilarious. In addition to the literal ton of shaving cream, Dad had also stored away ten tons of pipe tobacco, the tickets to Cirque Du Soleil (presumably from that visit that [[Persona Non Grata|banned]]), and a ''spare car.'' In his ''wallet''.
** Followed swiftly by John's thoughts on his fathers interest in Mr. Foxworthy:
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* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005307 BEEP. BEEP.] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005308 Get in the car, John.]
** <s> ROAD TRIP</s> [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005312 WE] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005313 HAVE] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005314 LIF][http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=025.jpg DOFF!] [[Nightmare Fuel|Don't look at the cloud]]
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** And yet it [[Mood Whiplash|doubles]] as a [[Tear Jerker]]. Karkat is flipping the fuck out right now.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005331 I WOULD HIGH FIVE YOU IF IT WOULDN'T SHATTER EVERY BONE IN MY HAND.]
* Every talk between Nepeta and Equius in [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921134616/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005338 this] flash. Especially the roleplay.
** They don't just roleplay, they roleplay as ''each other.'' Nepeta's imitation of Equius is particularly hilarious, especially with the shades.
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** "speaking metafurrikitty"
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005345 This is completely terrifying.]
* The transition from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005357 Gamzee] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005358 walking] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005359 slowly] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 toward] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005360 Nepeta] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005361 to] [[Mood Whiplash|the]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005362 "BEEP"] of John's wind-powered flying car horn. While it [[Crosses the Line Twice]], it is similar to Karkat's reaction being needed relief after all [[Tear Jerker|those murders.]]
* {{color|#004183|[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005368 AG:] Yes, she was a ghost, and then 8ecame a ro8ot. Then she 8ecame a THOUSAND ro8ots.}} Then Jack killed them all 8ut one. Then she 8lew up. {{color|#004183|
* Dave: Resist great urge to play Bro's Xbox. As usual, you fail to resist the urge. You start thrashing up stunts something uncannybrutal on your quest for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005379 OH GOD DAMMIT].
* Dead Tavros [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005391 pays Dead Dave a visit.]
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** Just before that:
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005407 Vriska reads her ancestor's journal] containing what seems to be the troll equivalent of a bodice ripper romance novel.
* Vriska, Eridan, and Gamzee appear to be facing off in what is sure to be an epic (or horribly-[[Curb Stomp Battle|one-sided]]) battle. Kanaya, now revived, also shows up, and it's the first time anyone has seen her since she died. What happens next? Kanaya, now [[Power Glows|glowing]], rushes over and ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005424 kicks] Gamzee in the <s>crotch</s> bone bulge'', [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005425 sending him] [[Anticlimax Boss|over the cliff]].
** You forgot the best part: {{color|indigo|
*** No, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005426 this] is the best part.
*** I think you mean [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005428 this.]
*** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005432 Debunked. ] Eridan's reaction is priceless.
* Vriska has just seen rainbow drinker Kanaya punt Gamzee off a cliff, chainsaw Eridan in half, and punch her so hard her eyes cross. Her reaction? [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005444 <33333333]. [[In Love
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000708 Can] you blame her?
** I feel that Vriska was emoting for the audience as a whole. I know I wasn't alone in my sudden flushed feelings for her.
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** "He says, you mean the very same droll who couldn't manage the one simple task assigned to him, to steal the White Queen's ring from the very same adoring, wonderful girl and master and friend in question? Wait. He says he just means girl. Just girl. You didn't hear any of that. You don't say anything."
* Aradia's conversation with a dead Aradiabot and an unconscious Sollux.
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** [[Call Back|Say, Jade,]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003348 doesn't that sound] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003349 kind of familiar?]
* Sollux and Aradia in the dream bubble are good for these moments.
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* {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}} attempting to be civil to Spades Slick. While Slick is clubbing his enormous white head with his trademark horse hitcher.
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** And let's not forget evidence that he really was synthesized from Lil' Cal.:
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* Slick [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005523 really likes licorice scottie dogs]. He [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005524 REALLY likes them].
* Rose's conversation with {{color|#2ED73A|D}}{{color|white|o}}{{color|#2ED73A|c Scratch}}, in which Scratch [[Digging Yourself Deeper|accidentally comes off]] [
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** The conversation [[Sarcasm Mode|gets]] [[It Got Worse|better.]] When he refers to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005528 the White King,] the Homestuck reader knows he means the fifth exile, but Rose hearing it from a guy made completely of white means something [[I Thought It Meant|creepily]] [[Unfortunate Implications|unsettling.]]
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** The conversation also has a fun [[Call Back|call]][http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005532 back.]
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* When he crashes into the private conversation of Rose and Jade, it is as hilarious as it is creepy.
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** And then [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901082440/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?37461-Rose-Show-Genuine-Distress&p=4821142&viewfull=1#post4821142 this image] makes it more hilarious, with a [[Call Back]] with a [[Memetic Mutation]].
** Jade's reaction is especially funny as well.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005569 At this point], pretty much every panel with John in it is a CMOF, a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|CMOA]], or both.
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** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005579 All: Behold glory of Zillyhoo.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005590 John] is the derp-master. It is him.
* Even though [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005595
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=000673 Can anyone say] "[[Mythology Gag]]"?
** "[[Squick|This...]] [[Nausea Fuel|this is erotic fanfiction written about the queen in first-person.]] [[This Is Wrong
** "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib." (It makes a bit more sense if you've [[Homestuck
* Dave tries to retrieve Bro's sword from his corpse by breaking it to fit his 1/2 Bladekind Abstratus. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005600 He] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005601 fails], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005602 hilariously so.]
** [[Brick Joke|He finally did an acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle.]]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005720 Slick does what he does best.] (Look at the site banner)
* Despite the result of the above, Doc still takes time to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005722 refill the candy bowl.] (Once again, the site banner.)
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005743 Karkat meets Terezi on the roof.] He is holding a note with blood in it.
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* Doc Scratch does not enjoy Sloppy Makeouts. [http://mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005755 He does not enjoy them at all.] (Banner again)
** And so he decides to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005758 intervene.]
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005766 AUTO-HARLEY!]
* This exchange here:
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* If music counts... the [[Nicolas Cage|Nic]] [[Stupid Statement Dance Mix|Cage]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20131114150231/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/nic-cage-song Song].
** It gets so much better with the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeXIoBnu2MU fan video].
* While the big multi-story flash from [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005774 07/02/11] is mostly [[Heartwarming Moments]] and [[Tear Jerker|tear jerkers]], one segments stands out for being funny as balls: the Liv Tyler and Courtyard Droll Chase Hour! Guest featuring WV.
* Dave and Rose's increasingly inaccurate sports metaphors in the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005836 07/14/11 update].
** Was anyone else hearing [[Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!|Tim and Eric's]] 'SPORTS!' song playing in their head as they read that?
* Before all of the unpleasantness on the asteroid happened, Jade gave Karkat a mildly self-deprecating phrase to use as their chat password. Karkat...blows it a little out of proportion.
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* Jade ''wapping Bec Noir'' upside the head with a newspaper.
* Gamzee admitting to wanting to make out with Tavros. It comes almost entirely out of left field and Tavros is completely dumbfounded about it.
** Gamzee referring to a light that makes him wince. [[Groin Attack|If only he knew]].
** The rapping beforehand is also pretty hilarious.
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* Hussie [https://web.archive.org/web/20130821190306/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005956 breaks the fifth wall]. It could probably be a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]], but the [[Alt Text]] kind of throws you off. Booyeah!
* The [[Alt Text]] for [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005959 this page].
* The scary wolf head [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005963 makes a reappearance]. (look at the banner)
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* AH's monologue as he sneaks up on Scratch is pretty amusing as well.
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** And sure enough, all that flopping around gave a couple of people [https://web.archive.org/web/20130213034742/http://homestuckfighter.info/cyborg771/CongaStuck/ an idea...]
*** And then Hussie made that pic his Twitter feed background.
* Shooooooooooooosh. *pap pap*
** In the flash beforehand, everyone in the vicinity 'fills a quadrant' with Gamzee, but gets stopped by Karkat. Kanaya attempts to ashen-mediate between Karkat and Gamzee, Terezi tries to go caliginous for him, and Karkat is later revealed to be pale with Gamzee, which leaves Sollux as flushed. Instead, he has mixed flushed/caliginous feelings, and starts yelling at what he ''thinks'' is Gamzee... but is facing the wrong way, and is yelling at Li'l Cal instead. It's ''hilarious''.
** The shoosh/pap moment also manages to make [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005767 this bit] from a few updates back [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] as well:
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* Andrew returns to his old [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005996 narrating] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005997 ways.] Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]], too.
* Speaking of the Act 5 Flash, there's one short moment with Terezi pointing up at the Green Sun, and Karkat grabbing her arm and pointing her in the right direction.
** Shortly before that, when Karkat is cut off from Jade due to The Scratch, you can see Gamzee waving while everyone else is a safe distance away from him while Kanaya eyes Gamzee suspiciously.
** If you look really closely, it looks more like he's flipping her off, not waving.
* [[Mood Whiplash|In the middle]] [[The Reveal|of the rather intense and chilling]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20131020162942/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011
* From the album art for Frog Hunt: [https://web.archive.org/web/20130922093248/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/frog-hunt POOR DAVE!]
* The Beginning of Act 6 focuses on a billboard of [[Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff]]: [[The Movie|THE MOIVE]] for a few seconds.
* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982 opening sequence] for Homestuck Alpha happens [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006022 entirely offscreen.]
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* Jane thinks her Gristwidget is a piece of junk. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006050 She] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006051 proves] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006052 why.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006056 Jane: Answer Lalonde] [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with [[The Alcoholic]] 15-yr-old [[Bottle Fairy]].
* Receieving Sburb Alpha in the mail, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006057 Jane exclaims] in [[Buffy
* Jane's thoughts on [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006059 donning] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006060 clever] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006061 disguises.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006071 Jake: Make out with all of them.]
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* Jake [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006085 getting increasingly irritated with Strider's auto-response bot]:
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* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006102 Sometimes you tell dad you really want poppop in the attic. He says the mere fact you call it that tells him you're not ready.]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130509084042/http://christwire.org/2011/11/the-works-of-evil-andrew-hussies-devil-worship/ The Works of Evil: Andrew Hussie's Devil Worship] is quite possibly the funniest article ever written about Homestuck.
** Then there's Andrew Hussie's comment: [[Memetic Mutation|Just as planned]].
* We [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006122 finally find out] where all the [[Running Gag|pumpkins]] have been disappearing to!
* Roxy, on Betty Crocker's influence:
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** Doubles as [[Mood Whiplash/Homestuck|Mood Whiplash]]
*** Also, [[Homestuck
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* "[[Sophisticated As Hell|The Tao of falling the]] [[Precision F
* Strider's touching and entirely disturbing monologue about the power of his puppetry.
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{{color|#f2a400|TT: At least those gyrations not happening by the volition of its own quivering absorbant proboscis. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: If you ever need help, Jane. If you're ever in any trouble at all, let me know. Just say the word. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: I'll whip the toggle stick of this ludicrous marionette, cavorting its humongous bottom to intercept your freefall through the abyss. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: Snowcone you up in the fluffy crook of its cleft. Don't be alarmed if you're in no hurry to unpry yourself. }}<br />
{{color|#f2a400|TT: For the great jut of this impudent rump has more yield to your touch than you ever dreamt. Remember to catch your breath as it cherishes the imprint of your hand like a memento from a lover gone to war. }}<br />
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* Which is funnier-the bunny fidgeting the [[Potty Dance]] while [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006163 holding the fridge,] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006164 Jane reacting] [[Annoying Younger Sibling|annoyed at the bunny]] for [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006165 putting the fridge down] [[Comically Missing the Point|WRONG,]] OR [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006166 B2!Dad noticing the mess] with [[Stunned Silence]]?
* [[Faux Horrific|OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY.]] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006173 HOW THEY EXACT THEIR POUND OF FLESH.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006174 Nearby,] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006175 someone or something] [[Hell Is That Noise|bleats like
** [[Word of God|Look, Dave had like 3000 pages to bleat like a goat.]] [http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?43855-Welcome-to-Jurrasi-I-mean-Lusus-Monster-Park&p=5829733&viewfull=1#post5829733 He dropped the fucking ball]{{Dead link}}.
** In the sound credits, it is referred to as [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Sick Bleats]].
* Just before that, the image of Jake [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006171 running for his life away from the goatdad] is funny on its own, but it's even funnier when played with [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk6AobT_SDo Gotta Go Fast] or [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ Yakety Sax.]
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* John writes a letter to his friends on the back of a poster, but feels it shouldn't just be crumpled up and tossed. So what do they do? Use a bucket to hold the letter, only to realize at literally the last second that trolls hate buckets "for some reason". [[Hilarity Ensues]], along with a return of a certain [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006245 famous expression] [[Jaw Drop|on Karkat's face]].
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006249 Rose and Dave meet some of the trolls.] Watch out for the Karkat on the end, too.
* Karkat jokingly freaks out at the possibility of having his eyes burned out by the Green Sun and asks if "one of you awesome dudes has a radical pair of shades I can borrow?" [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006251 Kanaya] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006252 obliges].<ref>with Equius's shades</ref>
* All of the dialogue with the kids and the trolls in front of the green sun, but the end of Rose's exposition is especially hilarious.
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* Rose talking to Dave about Maple hoof at the end of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006257 this] conversation.
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{{color|#b536da| ROSE: Hmm.}} <br />
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{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently.}} <br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: It was crushed to death by your newborn ass.}} <br />
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** This troper busted out laughing and doubled over at that line.
** And immediately before that:
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* The entirety of the "first contact" between the two humans and the surviving trolls is almost nothing but laughs, but Terezi's sheer embarrassment over the whole thing is hilarious.
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** The arms really sell it.
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* The [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006272 letter] that John places inside said bucket also qualifies; he's unaware of the fact that trolls reproduce by depositing their genetic material in buckets, and that as a result trolls consider buckets obscene. In that light, the fact that he opens the letter with "it is john, jade, and dave sprite. [[Accidental Innuendo|we all contributed to the contents of this bucket!]]" is nothing short of hilarious. As a whole, the letter is basically worded as awkwardly as possible.
** Davesprite [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006244 insisting] on defiling the poster John writes the letter on. When John doesn't let him, Davesprite acts as if he's being denied something that's rightfully his. And then he draws on it anyway with sprite powers.
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** Also, the translated text at the end.
** Finally, [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921132344/http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=darkcage if you click the Nick Cage head at the end of the flash] he informs you that was the plan...to give you a boner. And you got one.
*** [https://web.archive.org/web/20130921101346/http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/post/14662476953/boner Boner.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006274 The panel afterward].
* And for a bit of dark humor, the first update of 2012: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006312 >Ball: Drop]
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* Squarewave's reaction to [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006441 losing to Dirk in a rap-off]:
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* An incredible portion of [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006472
** The Prince is awake. [[Badass Boast|Your shit]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|is wrecked.]]
** Jake's [[Eye Glasses]] flying off. True to the trope, he has no eyes underneath (but he's not [[Blind Without
* Jake asks Jane whether she has feelings for him, and Jane [[Can't Spit It Out|panics and turns him down]]. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006488 The expression on her face in the following panel is priceless.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006490 As is this one after she keeps sticking her foot in her mouth.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006493 And this one.]
* The Post-scratch White Queen saves Jane from Jack. [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006500 And utterly destroys her aloof, dignified image in the process.]
* Remember [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=pony
* "[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006567 Hold still, Slick]". What's funny is that Hussie is practically canonizing fanart.
** "Its fresh from the Butler's teat, you just watched me milk it!"
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* [[I Hate Past Me|Karkat opens another]] [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006585 memo.]
* After finishing his conversation with future Karkat, Karkat proceeds to respond to the memo that he had created ten minutes ago because he wants to antagonize a version of himself that's 10 minutes away. What really hammers it in is the chat bubble above his head, which shows Karkat yelling at Karkat, whos yelling at karkat, who's yelling at Karkat...
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* Rose reveals that Dave was checking out their mom—months ago, in a dream, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006608 and she never said a thing about it. ;)]
* Dave and Karkat's [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006610 most recent interaction] ends with Karkat grabbing Dave's cape, and Dave telling him to knock it off, resulting in this:
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** It's not just Rose's utterly hilarious expression that does it, but the fact that she grabs the book and runs away without moving her arms or legs at all.
*** It gets even funnier when you think about it: Karkat doesn't even really react or yell at her for it other than just stare at her. That means he's used to it because SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE.
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006614 This update] to [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006618 this update.] That's pretty much all there is to say on the matter.
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** You cannot beat Strider in a counter-troll-off. HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS!
** This is eventually followed by Kanaya silently and wordlessly wondering about their desperate need for an auspistice, and, presumably, the fact that it will almost inevitably be her, with a confused "what the hell" expression on her face.
** Karkat getting [[Cape Snag|wrapped in Dave's cape]], forcing Dave to suplex him in an attempt to get free.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006636 John's no-romance plans for meeting back up with his friends:]
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** [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006637 And seconds later Jaspers is meowing John the birthday song], and pissing off Dog Tier Jade in the process. [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006638 Chase ensues.]
* John's face getting trampled by Dream Roxy. Bonus points because it calls back to Karkat getting hit in the face by a bucket AND Jake's dreambubble meeting.
** It then results in the [[Running Gag]] where it zooms in to heart emotes or similar next to a character's face. It happens to John here, only because of his [[Celibate Hero]] status it's... [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006650 him making a silly face].
* Hussie saves Spades Slick from Lord English...by hurling him off a balcony, on top of what is apparently a very, very tall building.
** He also rushes SS to said balcony using his hilarious [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006696 "throttling Doc Scratch" animation.]
* [[Irony]]: [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006702 Hussie's doing it wrong.]
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** His [[Cluster F
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'''Hussie''': WHILE YOU DIE SHIT SHIT SHIT, OH SHIT. FUCK. SHIT SHIT FUCK, I FORGOT. }}
* Hussie [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/DOTA/ proposes to Vriska]. [[Hilarity Ensues]].
* Dirk's Auto-Responder explains to Jane [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006726 just how tight he is with Lil Sebastian.]
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{{color|#e00707|TT: It seems there is a way bigger than average probability that you do not want to discuss Bruce Banner's megalithic gamma schlong.}} }}
* Jane's possible responses for meeting Gamzee(?) and being asked if she would like for him to be her guide are [[But Thou Must!|"No" and "Fuck no."]] Even Jane, who's never met him before, already knows he's trouble.
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006727 Jane cautiously approaches Gamzee.] [[Crosses the Line Twice]] with [[Tear Jerker]] and [[Nightmare Fuel]]?? Check. Mixture of [[Squick]] and [[Black Comedy]]?? Double check. [[Lampshade Hanging]] the forums' talk about how he got his new clothes with shenanigans? Triple check. The ability to click on his codpiece? Quadruple check. The [[Dissonant Serenity]] of the music?? Quintuple check. Jane's reaction to everything?? Sextuple check, and [[Beyond the Impossible|oh so priceless.]] Anything else missed??
* GAMZEE ''[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006730 WHAT] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006731 THE] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006732 FUCK]''
* Say hello to your wonderful new guide, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006734 Jane]!
* Jake and Dirk give us this little gem:
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{{color|#f2a400|:TT: He said unironically. }} }}
* Ladies and gentlemen, [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006764 the third anti-christ.]
** While we're at it, we have the [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope]] Administration. Although it's filled with [[Nightmare Fuel]], there's a lot of [[Refuge in Audacity]] and [[Crosses the Line Twice|so many crossed lines.]]
{{quote| '''[[Twitter|@andrewhussie]]''': [[A Rare Sentence|a line i seriously just wrote in reality]]: "People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined."}}
* Another gem between Dirk and Jake:
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* The entire conversation between Dirk and Jake is made more hilarious with the reveal that "Dirk" is just a figment dreamed up by Jake. Jake is having an argument with ''himself''. And losing. Badly.
** Not to mention that it seems he's having said argument in front of Aranea.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006778 Jack: Start Jailbreak Adventure.] Complete with [[Lampshade Hanging]] and [[Self
** CD's attempt at sending Jack help along with the message, "You're welcome." With a picture of him winking.
** The [[Running Gag]] of Jack killing the guards making his own escape harder.
{{quote| That is not how you convince someone to do something. You're supposed to save the stabbing until AFTER you intimidate him into doing what you want! How exactly is a dead guy supposed to pick up some keys for you?! }}
** Being the other guy, who happens to be a sentry Jack just killed, which acts as a [[Relax
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006824 You be the other guy again while they beat you senseless.]
* [http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006844 This.] [[Soundtrack Dissonance|By far the most casual flash yet.]] Oh yeah, and [[Crack Pairing|the shot of John]] [[
** Hussie getting laid out by Vriska in the [[Call Back|exact same way]] that Kanaya did to her (also the first time we see the Huss of Lips actually ''have'' lips.)
* Jane's Dad has officially gone overboard with the [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006854 notes.]
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** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/04966_2.gif Dirk is clearly not enjoying this]. It's even funnier due to these events being contrasted to his epic battle against an army of robots in his relative future.
*** From the expression, he looks ''bored'', making it even more amusing. He clearly would be happier if he was allowed to get into deeper territory.
** The fact uu ends the game when Dirk gets into [[Makes Just
** "Your eyes. Are an ocean. Your breasts. Are also an ocean."
** [[Makes Just
*** *pornspire*
* After uu's rather dark [[Mood Whiplash]], we get Aranea [[Not So Stoic|losing her seemingly perpetual cool]] when she finds out all hell broke lose on the purple moon between Meenah, Karkat, Dave, and Kanaya [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006884 in the few minutes she was gone to pick up Jake].
** Then, Dave asks Rose this:
{{quote| {{color|#e00707| DAVE: (rose whos the john looking kid)}}<br />
{{color|#b536da| ROSE: (I think it's young Father-Grandad Harleybert.)}}<br />
{{color|#e00707| DAVE: ([[Flat What|what]])}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006885 Meenah aproaching and backing off ad infinitum.]
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006887 Meenah and Karkat]:
{{quote| {{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy!}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: nubbyshouts}}<br />
{{color|#77003c| MEENAH: that guy is cool!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: THANKS, WHOEVER THE FUCK!!!}}<br />
{{color|#626262| KARKAT: BYE.}} }}
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006889 _(^q^)_ ]
** Throughout the conversation, her various creative snoring sounds
{{quote| {{color|#ff6ff2| zzzzzznort,,..}} <br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| *SNOAR*}}<br />
{{color|#ff6ff2| lol snork ;D}} }}
* Before [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006890 Aranea's] [[Info Dump]], [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006891 Meenah begins a shorter version.]
** [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006899 And Meenah's conclusion.]
{{quote| '''Meenah''': now were ghosts the end}}
** In between, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006895 Meenah's] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006896 plan] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006897 works] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006898 perfectly.]
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* Aranea is utterly enraged by the above event, and sarcastically gives [[Better Than It Sounds]] summaries of the lives of all the A2 Ancestors. Ampora and Makara's really stand out though:
{{quote| '''ARANEA''': Ampora was a pirate. No8ody liked him. He killed a lot of people, 8ut was later executed 8ecause he was una8le to tell a funny joke. What else needs to 8e said? That's right. Nothing. <br />
'''ARANEA''': Makara was the guy who didn't like his joke. He was terri8le and so is his story. Period. }}
* Out of a slight misunderstanding of the situation, Jake believes Meenah is the batterwitch that will take over the Earth despite being dead and a different version, resulting in him engaging in [[No
** Also Meenah is still too busy fangirling over the Condesce to care.
* [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006927 Terry: Fast forward to Liv.] [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006928 Rest In Peace, Con Air bunny].
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== Meta & Fan Content ==
* If you're willing to brave [[Fur Affinity]], then [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/adiostoreador/ adiosToreador getting counter-trolled] until he ''fled in terror'' is a sight to behold. The following pages contain roughly a third of the comments he left there, and though Hussie himself wasn't behind it they're still painfully funny. [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/gardengnostic/ 01] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3702317/ 02] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3719715/ 03] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1362987/ 04] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3766020/ 05] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1363041/ 06] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3770808/ 07] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1365909/ 08] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1369139/ 09] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1375670/ 10] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3794610/ 11] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798409/ 12] [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3798591/ 13] [http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1377807/ 14]
* Not long after ''Alternia'' was released, Andrew announced that another album was already in the works. What did it turn out to be? [https://web.archive.org/web/20131104183037/http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/album/squiddles A Squiddles album!]
* In somewhat of a meta-example, a fan on the forums by the name of Lotus wrote a ''15 page'' '''research paper''' on the ship teasing between John and Rose. The panel immediately after this featured a lotus in the book Rose was reading, before proceeding to be a ridiculously ship teasing conversation.
** [https://web.archive.org/web/20110901070007/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?32567-Shippy-McShipperton-s-House-of-Ships-%28FedoraFreak-x-Ghost-Cosbytop-OTP%29&p=4286244#post4286244 A link to the requisite] ''doctoral thesis''.
** If by "lotus" and "book" you mean the atom symbol on the back of her laptop, [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004804 this is that next panel], but there ''was'' [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004823 an incredibly shippy conversation a couple of days later].
*** The reference to lotus is to the ring of Skaia shown [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004802 here], a few panels before that, which was the immediately subsequent panel to the release of the paper. The conversation was continued immediately as well (as Andrew often updates with several panels at once).
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** "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laZBXoR1XrM No! Not doof!]"
* An [
* In the anticipation of the
* The End of Act 5 Flash was hosted on [[Newgrounds]]. Soon after it went up, the entire site ''crashed'' due to the sheer amount of traffic. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
{{quote| '''Hussie's Twitter feed''': [[Casual Danger Dialog|well that didn't work]]}}
** To give an idea as to exactly what "soon" means in this context, using time codes on forum posts, this Troper figured out that Newgrounds went down in about 3 minutes. From
{{quote| '''[[Questionable Content|jephjacques]]''' '''[[Andrew Hussie|@andrewhussie]]''' the internet is going to explode when you hit 100%, you fucker<br />
'''[[Andrew Hussie|andrewhussie]]''' '''[[Questionable Content|@jephjacques]]''' i'm going to be [[Unflinching Walk|walking away from it in slow motion]] [http://ib.skaia.net/post/view/21088 smoking a cigarette] }}
** [http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltlxk2mvh51qdo4cxo1_500.png Cool guys don't look at explosions]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrv0CGThaFM Cake ft. Jake.] That is all. Saying anything else would ruin the surprise.
* One day on the [http://mspandrew.tumblr.com/ Tumblr blog] of [[Andrew Hussie
{{quote| '''[[Andrew Hussie]]''': [[Oh Crap|oh]] [[Little No|no]]<br />
[[Crowning Moment of Funny|oh no……………]] }}
* [http://sonnetstuck.tumblr.com/post/15130964351/green-eggs-and-dead-a-homestuck-storybook This] fanmade comic turns the glut of character deaths into [[Bloody Hilarious|hilarity.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDm-9VA-BI Here's] what the [[The
* [[Dante Basco]], actor of [[Hook|Rufio]], [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/18307852509/homestuck is reading Homestuck]. This is funny, or will be funny if and when he reaches Act 5.
** Until then, we have Hussie fanboying over it on Twitter:
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** Hell, Dante's liveblog alone is ''filled'' with crowning moments of funny as he reminds us all of precisely how confusing the first few acts are, which combined with the undoubtedly strange feeling of thousands of people egging you on and encouraging you leaves him hilarious nonplussed about the entire thing.
{{quote| ''And yes, I saw the “Hello Dante”… I greeted him on twitter… I have to admit, that’s pretty dope. I wonder if he makes this first part so hard to get as an obstacle for those not worthy to get the story… a somewhat right'' (sic) ''of passage… maybe I’m just rambling and have no idea what I’m talking about… [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/18372691688/i-think-im-losing-my-mind-im-actually Back to reading].''}}
*** He was [http://rufiozuko.tumblr.com/post/19728578344/end-of-act-4-b-tches successfully trolled] by Hussie with the [[Fake
** And now we wait. >:D
* While we're looking at Tumblr, you should also check out [http://what-the-fuck-is-homestuck.tumblr.com What the Fuck is Homestuck,] where one girl chronicles her reactions right throughout the entirety of the comic, only catching up early into Act 6. She loves using a copious amount of gifs from all sorts of sources, especially when she overexcited.
** It's especially funny from the perspective of one who's read the comic: right from meeting him, she hates Gamzee, which just makes her reaction to his [[Monster Clown|freakout]] in Act 5 Act 2 a hilarious [[Foregone Conclusion]].
** Not to mention her reaction to finding out her starsign is Capricorn, as well.
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*** In a hilarious coincidence, the same thing happened in [https://web.archive.org/web/20140325082643/http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/ another reaction blog]. In this case, the author is quite skeeved out by Equius and is [http://so-i-am-reading-homestuck.tumblr.com/post/12607564894/also-nepeta-what-do-you-think-of-nepeta-also-what asked what his sign is]{{Dead link}}...
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SIARH: …wait<br />
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxRzR63adPo Good lard... Jegus]
* Meta example here: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOh18uZBlw this video] seem innocent enough to the casual viewer, but for any ''Homestuck'' fan...
** On a related note, [http://karkatvantass.tumblr.com/post/11716966071/im-not-really-one-for-bucket-jokes-but-the this poster, merchandise for the book in that video]{{Dead link}}. ''These are all over elementary schools in the US.''
* Another meta example: [http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-fbi-finally-recognizes-juggalos-as-a-national,64193/ this article] about the Juggalos had someone comment in character as Gamzee (find it near the top of the third page of comments). Then, Karkat showed up. Then Nepeta joined in on the commenting, followed by Kanaya.
** The article itself, however, has become either a [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] or [[Hilarious in Hindsight]] (hard to tell which) given the revelations in
* Andrew Hussie's personality in general; you may bear witness to his humour on formspring or other social networking sites.
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