House (TV series)/Drinking Game

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Drinking game for House:

  • A shot for every mention of sarcoidosis or lupus.
    • Double shot for "It's never lupus".
    • Take a shot if it's not Lupus.
      • Down a whole bottle if it is.
  • Two shots for any hint of Ho Yay between House and Wilson.
  • Take a shot for every time House gazes at Cuddy's assets and Cuddy chooses to ignore this.
    • Make it double if the incident includes blatant innuendo from House.
  • Take a shot every time House teases Chase for his hair, or being pretty, or coming from a rich family.
    • House, really, you don't get paid more for every one of us you get taken to the hospital, via alcohol poisoning or not.
  • Take a shot every time you see an overhead pan shot of Princeton Plainsboro's exterior.
  • Take a shot every time House commits a crime
  • Take a shot every time a character is a deadpan snarker
    • This one's a killer
  • Take a shot every time a character obviously lies/ is revealed to have been lying
  • Take a shot every time House has an epiphany to cure the patient
    • Down your drink if a character other than House has the epiphany
  • Take a shot every time House fires someone
  • Take a shot every time House takes a Vicodin
  • Take a shot every time the team's treatment of a patient makes them worse
  • Take a shot if the patient suffers from a really, really disgusting symptom
  • Take a shot if the patient's liver starts to fail
    • Double shot if it's their kidneys

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