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I know what it means to freeze to death
To lose a little life with every breath
To say goodbye to life on Earth
To come around again

Lord have mercy on the frozen man
—James Taylor, "The Frozen Man"

We love our little Johnny
He's the best little boy in all the world
And we wouldn't trade him for anything
That's how much we love him.
No, we couldn't live without him
So that's why, since he died,
We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
He's so good, so well-behaved,
Even better than before;
Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.
Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
Never miss our little Johnny,
He'll never grow up and leave us

That's why we love him like we do.

—Mr. Mincemeat

L'Enfant Glac Ã©
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
I popped him in the Frigidaire.
I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappÃ©!

Our darling's now completely frappÃ©!"

—Harry Graham

In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years - more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking.

—Jake Sully, Avatar

Little Inmate: Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?
Wesley Snipes: Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I-
Little Inmate: Maaaaaan, if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!

Big Inmate: I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!

—Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

Man, can that guy ever not get frozen in ice?

—Iron Man regarding Captain America, MAD

I was frozen today!

—Charlie Wilcox, Suburban Commando

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 {{trope}}
-{{quote|''I know what it means to freeze to death<br />
+{{quote|''I know what it means to freeze to death
-To lose a little life with every breath<br />
+To lose a little life with every breath
-To say goodbye to life on Earth<br />
+To say goodbye to life on Earth
-To come around again<br />
+To come around again
 Lord have mercy on the frozen man''|'''James Taylor''', "The Frozen Man" }}
-{{quote|We love our little Johnny<br />
+{{quote|We love our little Johnny
-He's the best little boy in all the world<br />
+He's the best little boy in all the world
-And we wouldn't trade him for anything<br />
+And we wouldn't trade him for anything
-That's how much we love him.<br />
+That's how much we love him.
-No, we couldn't live without him<br />
+No, we couldn't live without him
-So that's why, since he died,<br />
+So that's why, since he died,
-We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.<br />
+We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer.
-He's so good, so well-behaved,<br />
+He's so good, so well-behaved,
-Even better than before;<br />
+Even better than before;
-Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.<br />
+Oh, such a wonderful kid he is.
-Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,<br />
+Alice and me, we'll never be lonely,
-Never miss our little Johnny,<br />
+Never miss our little Johnny,
-He'll never grow up and leave us<br />
+He'll never grow up and leave us
 That's why we love him like we do.|'''Mr. Mincemeat'''}}
-{{quote|''L'Enfant [[Glac Ã]]©''<br />
+{{quote|''L'Enfant [[Glac Ã]]©''
-When Baby's cries grew hard to bear<br />
+When Baby's cries grew hard to bear
-I popped him in the Frigidaire.<br />
+I popped him in the Frigidaire.
-I never would have done so if<br />
+I never would have done so if
-I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.<br />
+I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff.
-My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappÃ©!<br />
+My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappÃ©!
 Our darling's now completely frappÃ©!"|'''Harry Graham'''}}
 {{quote|In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't ''feel'' like six years - more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking.|'''Jake Sully''', ''[[Avatar (film)|Avatar]]''}}
-{{quote|'''Little Inmate''': Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?<br />
+{{quote|'''Little Inmate''': Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man?
-'''Wesley Snipes''': Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I-<br />
+'''Wesley Snipes''': Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I-
-'''Little Inmate''': ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!<br />
+'''Little Inmate''': ''Maaaaaan'', if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes!
 '''Big Inmate''': I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid!|''[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/450253 Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail]''}}