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I know what it means to freeze to death To lose a little life with every breath To say goodbye to life on Earth To come around again Lord have mercy on the frozen man —James Taylor, "The Frozen Man"

We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him. No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G.E. freezer. He's so good, so well-behaved, Even better than before; Oh, such a wonderful kid he is. Alice and me, we'll never be lonely, Never miss our little Johnny, He'll never grow up and leave us That's why we love him like we do. —Mr. Mincemeat

L'Enfant Glac é When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said: "George, I'm so unhappé! Our darling's now completely frappé!" —Harry Graham

In cryo, you don't dream at all. It doesn't feel like six years - more like a fifth of tequila and an ass-kicking. —Jake Sully, Avatar

Little Inmate: Hey, how come you just didn't get frozen? How come you didn't get frozen like Demolition Man? Wesley Snipes: Well, it was a picture. It was a movie I was making, and uh, I- Little Inmate: Maaaaaan, if I could get frozen like y', I'd come back in the year 2322! Cars be flyin'. You stupid, Wesley. You and Stallone should of got frozen like you did in that movie, come out, and beat up the cops 'cuz they don't know nothing 'bout what you do. You should of got frozen and came back when there's no such thing as taxes! Big Inmate: I'da waited 'till the statute of limitations was up on the tax crap, Wesley... he's right! You i- you is stupid! —Wesley Snipes Goes 2 Jail

Man, can that guy ever not get frozen in ice? —Iron Man regarding Captain America, MAD

I was frozen today! —Charlie Wilcox, Suburban Commando