I Resemble That Remark/Quotes

Pound: Let's see what you got... (passes a basketball to Michael Jordan) ...chump!
Michael Jordan: I don't play basketball anymore.
Bang: (exaggerating) I don't play basketball anymore!

(The Monstars chuckle)

Pound: Maybe, you're chicken. Bawk! Baaawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-baaawwwk!

Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I resemble that remark!

—Space Jam

Nanase: I can't believe it they have so much in common.
Yukari: Yeah. Take away their emotional maturity and then... I mean it's like they're exactly the same age.
Kazuma: That's right. They're five.

Ayano & Tiana: I am not! Shut up, don't interrupt me! Stop laughing!

—Kaze no Stigma

Tagon: I resent that remark.

Pibald: It's "resemble", sir. Don't mix metaphors.

—Schlock Mercenary

Erik: (frowning) You are contradicting me again.

Christine: No, I'm not.

—Erik: The Vampire Hunter

<Pahalial> "ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge" - Charles Darwin

<kionix> wtf? begets isn't a word. quit trying to make up words, fuckface.

—Found on bash.org

<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!
<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.

<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that bitch.

—Also found on bash.org

“Well no, but someone has to keep you alive while you go – without supervision the two of you are as likely to kill each other as you are to smite any demons, and Uriel can’t walk anywhere without hurting himself!”

“I can too!” Uriel protested, being sure to stand still so he didn't prove Raphael right.

—Manchester Lost