Immune to Bullets/Quotes

"Dr. Crawford claims these crimes are being perpetrated by dead men, charged with atom rays, which gives them superhuman strength and makes them impervious to bullets... Well, if you want to believe that story you can!"

—The Creature With the Atom Brain

"Targets sustain no damage from from shot. Calculating...conclusion: cannot retreat. Continue firing out of spite."

—A Robo Speaking shooter from MS Paint Masterpieces

Lt. Hawkeye: "Roger. We're targeting these white things right?"
Edward Elric: "It won't work Lieutenant!"
Darius: "Bullets don't work on them!"
Lt. Hawkeye: "Not again! They won't work on anything these days..."

—Fullmetal Alchemist, manga chapter 93

"What the?!? I've heard of bullet-proof VESTS... but a bullet-proof CHEST?! Le'me out of here!!"

—A mugger shooting at Clark Kent in Mad Magazine's parody of the first Superman movie

"Wait, don't shoot!... I tried to warn you about the ricochet."

—Alphonse Elric after being shot by multiple people.

"Damn it! Why doesn't shooting things ever work anymore!?"

—Antihero for Hire

"Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll only make him mad."

—The Waco Kid, Blazing Saddles

"I wouldn't use those crappy bullets to scratch my ass!"

—666,Dead Leaves

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