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• The ending. Never get out of the car.
• A Crowning Soundtrack Of Awesome, courtesy of Arion Salazar, lead guitarist of Third Eye Blind. Groovy.
• Many of Taurus's lines fit this, including the comments which he addresses to two Super Secret Service agents just before LARS is deployed in Interstate 82:

"Listen to Taurus, you black-car-driving, wussy-spaz motorsuckers! I am so tired of being chased! I am going to come over there, reach into your lungs, past your teeth, and crush your souls with my hands!"

• • It's such an awesome line it gets an Answering Echo.
  • Also, when he finally catches up with the punk who's been mangling his CB handle for most of the game:

"That's Mister [*BLAM BLAM BLAM*] Taurus [*BLAM BLAM*] fuckhead!" [*BLAM*]