Iron Man: Armored Adventures/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • The two-part premiere has some gems, such as:

Reporter: Iron Man! Do you have a few words for the press?
Iron Man: Yeah. I've got boot jets, and you don't. *flies away from copters at top speed*

    • "Rhodey, I won't lie to you... I'm not in the bathroom."
  • The entirety of the episode Don't Worry, Be Happy. The episode itself runs on Rule of Funny, from the moment Happy dons the suit, to the end where he disarms 10 city-devastating bombs...by snapping them in half.
  • "You have 47 new messages." "Scary thing it, it's probably all one long message."
  • In the episode Extremis, Tony goes up against Mallen, whose biological structure is so different that the genius can't get a read on it. "Great. Can this get any worse? DON'T ANSWER THAT, COMPUTER."
  • Tony insisting to Rhodey that he did NOT install roller skates in the armor, they're actually "Electro Static Energy Racers" that he's using to escape from the police. Sure they are, Tony.

Pepper: That's just embarrassing! Maybe you should just let them catch you instead.

  • Tony's irritation when Pepper takes it upon herself to walk Gene out... And Rhodey's consequent response.

Tony: Pepper never walks me out...
Rhodey: You live here, idiot!

    • "Somebody's jealooooooous!"
  • Pepper and the Panda costume in "Seeing Red."

Tony: I'll suit up and see what I can do.
Pepper: I'll suit up and let the air out of the opposing basketball team's tires! (Tony and Rhodey stare at her) What?

  • Ep4, After Tony makes a lame pun regarding his suit. "Dude, that was terrible."
  • Tony meeting Hawkeye in "The Hawk And Spider."

Tony: I just got jacked by... Robin Hood?!

  • Pepper trying to wake a comatose Mandarin by climbing his armor, sitting on his shoulders and pounding his helmet with her fists.
  • From episode 3:

"Rhodey, make Pepper stop mocking me."
"... Nope!"

  • In Designed Only For Chaos, AIM's leader commands the Ghost to take out Iron Man. His reponse? He laughs.

"You don't have that much money. Good luck with your head."